Per HokieGomer:
Straight Line of the Day: Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
To whet your imagination:
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From PG to non-PG just like that!
Straight Line of the Day: Automats Were Popular Way Back When. What Would Be Found in an Automat Today?
I’m not saying it would be aliens, but… it would be aliens.
Illegal aliens.
Puppy smoothies. Cool, refreshing, fortifying puppy smoothies.
Ballots, conveniently already filled out to vote for Democrats.
Face masks.
I want to both “like” and “dislike” that comment.
Like because it’s true.
Dislike because it’s true.
I’m sick of kung flu theater.
Breathe, or fill your face with fabric, when you say that, Pilgrim!
Who was that unmasked man?
Emu Repellent.
Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
Spam.
Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
Semprini
Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
Electric mats.
Smaller automats.
Today’s handgun catch of the day.
Teargas spraying MAGA hats.
USPS change of address forms.
Brand new opinions.
The very latest hoax.
Selected “news” items.
“What Would Be Found in an Automat Today?”
Racism – it’s found everywhere
“What Would Be Found in an Automat Today?”
Anarchist goons with little hammers smashing all the little windows.
“What Would Be Found in an Automat Today?”
Low-ambition looters.
What would be found in an automat today?
It would be destroyed just like every vending maching is, by punks.
A surly guy named Al, cursing under his breath at all the lazy people who can’t be bothered to clean up after themselves…
A Social Distance Compliance Officer…
Sushi
Weed
Clean urine to pass your drug test
Hand sanitizer
Plan B
6.. A member of Congress
Keith Richards’ vitamin regimen
Jimmy Hoffa
Millennials trying to figure out a coin slot.
Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
Ptomaine…lots and lots of ptomaine.
Lib mayors egging on the BLT protesters.
Those floor mats that never, ever, fit the car they are put in.
Beer, bacon and babes. Cost: Your inhibitions, your soul, your fortune.
“Beer, bacon and babes. Cost: Your inhibitions, your soul, your fortune.”
Hmmmmm.
Mephistophiles Navidad!
Except, of course, the part about the soul.
Automats were popular way back when. What would be found in an Automat today?
Joe Biden, whining “I can’t change the channel!”