Straight Line of the Day: What Exactly Is Biden Doing in His Basement? Posted by Oppo on 29 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Whatever his handlers are telling him to do. Reply to this comment
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Downloading jpegs of Sarah Michelle Geller. Reply to this comment
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Voting in the Babesleaga contest at IMAO for the ones with the best smelling hair. Reply to this comment
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Who knows? We can only hope it doesn’t involve young children. Reply to this comment
Wondering why, during an unprecedented coin shortage, he has to pay a dime every time he enters his basement. Reply to this comment
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Hey, those books don’t color themselves you know. Reply to this comment
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement? Haven’t we answered this before? He’s hiding me thinks, or still looking for his teeth that keep running away and hiding. Either way, who cares? Reply to this comment
Petitioning the Vatican to make Admiral James Stockdale the Saint of Who Am I’s. In his more lucid moments he wonders why his ideal of heaven differs at all from his visit to Madame Trousseau’s Wax Museum. Reply to this comment
Lot’s of sewing and perusing Amazon reviews for the best skin lotions. Going to be one heck of an October surprise… Reply to this comment
…playing video games, just like all the cool kids.
…trying to figure out TikTok.
…C’mon man. You know…..the thing.
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Whatever his handlers are telling him to do.
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Mixing up the medicine.
Trying to select a vice president
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Downloading jpegs of Sarah Michelle Geller.
…practicing his concession speech.
Or Mondale’s
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Voting in the Babesleaga contest at IMAO for the ones with the best smelling hair.
He can’t figure out why they all smell the same on his computer.
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Who knows? We can only hope it doesn’t involve young children.
Building a boat (don’t ask how he plans to get it out, though).
Same way as he gets the country, by destroying the house.
Playing hide and seek with the voices in his head.
Wondering why, during an unprecedented coin shortage, he has to pay a dime every time he enters his basement.
Putting the final touches on his first novel, “To Kill A Mockingbird”…
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Hey, those books don’t color themselves you know.
Whatever it is, it’s makes Frank Drebben’s retirement life look exciting.
What exactly is Biden doing in his basement?
Haven’t we answered this before? He’s hiding me thinks, or still looking for his teeth that keep running away and hiding.
Either way, who cares?
Petitioning the Vatican to make Admiral James Stockdale the Saint of Who Am I’s.
In his more lucid moments he wonders why his ideal of heaven differs at all from his visit to Madame Trousseau’s Wax Museum.
Building a large wooden badger.
Lot’s of sewing and perusing Amazon reviews for the best skin lotions. Going to be one heck of an October surprise…