I’d like to get rid of the word “unalienable” in the US Declaration of Independence.
Nobody for sure know what it means and almost nobody can pronounce it correctly on the first try.
How about using “natural and indisputable” instead?
Give “unalienable” to walruskkkch. He’ll know what to do with it.
The tax code
What would you edit, if given the chance
Basil, not Basil.
The Declaration of Independence – that bit about truths being self-evident. Sadly, it doesn’t appear to be true…
I would just add that they are goddamn it. Now grow up and grow a pair snowflake.
What would you edit, if given the chance
Well I’m not saying it is the classic I’m not saying its Aliens but… it’s the classic I’m not saying it’s Aliens but.. it’s Aliens.
the Future.
My Obituary.
For spelling?
No, for the end date.
Isn’t that the expiration date?
All of my “reply all” emails.
My Great Uncle’s Will.
The Matrix. This place sucks right now.
The Little Brown Handbook
IMAO Surveillance Dogs™️
The New York Times – by removing everything that’s untrue, I’d reduce it to birth and death announcements, stock quotes, and scores…
Does it have scores?
I mean other than the ones it wants to settle?
So they won’t print Obama’s birth info?
Not now….not ever.
The Second Amendment – It would say “Keep your hands off the Citizens arms, you damn, dirty gubment!”
The Second Amendment – It would say “All Guns Matter, leave them alone.”
I would change Nancy Pelosi’s Botox treatment to a buttocks treatment…. whatever that means.
I’d like to get rid of the word “unalienable” in the US Declaration of Independence.
Nobody for sure know what it means and almost nobody can pronounce it correctly on the first try.
How about using “natural and indisputable” instead?
Give “unalienable” to walruskkkch. He’ll know what to do with it.
Well Adams did claim it should be “inalienable”, Just sayin’.
All those Speed Limit signs where they forgot to put the word “Minimum” at the top.
I’d edit the list of the Members of Congress.
What would you edit, if given the chance?
My Powerball ticket for last week’s drawing.
What would you edit, if given the chance?
Several majority opinions from the Supreme Court.
Liberals. I’d insert a working brain.
They’d just break it.
What would you edit, if given the chance?
…This thread
My reply to this Straight Line of the Day after 10 minutes and 1 second.