Straight Line of the Day: When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary? Posted by Oppo on 8 May 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: When Psaki’s gone, who would you nominate for next press secretary? 2 1
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary? Jeff Dunham. 3 Reply to this comment
Whomever is handling the dog, Major. He can be sent to bite Journos going off-script and asking actual questions. 4 Reply to this comment
Andrew Cuomo – he loves to flap his mouth in front of the press, and he’ll be needing a new gig soon, anyway… 4 Reply to this comment
Alfred E Neuman “What they worry?” Walter Cronkite …. after all he’s voted in NY for the past 12 years 2 Reply to this comment
Whoever is taking the drive-thru orders at the Crawfish Shack in Dewitter, Louisiana. 3 Reply to this comment
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?… …Wile E. Coyote – or some other cartoon character. Reply to this comment
Don’t know what his name will be but he will wear a dress and have been on the Jerry Springer show getting his wig pulled off. Somebody who will go through a Reefer Madness metamorphosis one minute after meeting Joe. Samuel L. Jackson. Ghislaine Maxwell, after all charges are suddenly dropped and apologies made. 1 Reply to this comment
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary? If the Press never asks any meaningful questions and even if they come close to one you don’t answer it why do you even need a Press Secretary? 2 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden, front man for the new Kamala Harris administration – what fun that would be… 3 Reply to this comment
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?… Bob Keeshan or perhaps Hugh Brannum. Reply to this comment
Joe nominates Catherine the Great! He had so much fun at her pool parties back in the early ’90s. 1 Reply to this comment
Hey, Dan Rather. Go big or go home.
Professor Irwin Corey.
He’s more cogent than Biden.
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?
Jeff Dunham.
Can’t pin anything on him if his lips didn’t move.
Baghdad Bob
Joe Isuzu
Brian Williams
Whomever is handling the dog, Major. He can be sent to bite Journos going off-script and asking actual questions.
Her old buddy Marie Harf, another oblivious, annoying habitual liar
Pepe Le Pew’s not busy!
Mike Tyson, squeaky voice, lisp and tattooed head. What a presence.
…and you don’t really want to question what he says
Straight line, Straight answer. Chris Plante
How ’bout that Stacy chic from Georgia?
That would be a big step down from her current job as pretend governor.
Tommy Flanagan. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Andrew Cuomo – he loves to flap his mouth in front of the press, and he’ll be needing a new gig soon, anyway…
Somebody with a really bad stutter, Maybe Billy Bibbet….
I w-w-was gu-guh-g-gonna s-s-suggest P-p-p-p-porky Pig-ig.
Marcel Marceau – I’ve heard enough, haven’t you?
“No!”
–Marcel Marceau, Silent Movie.
Alfred E Neuman “What they worry?”
Walter Cronkite …. after all he’s voted in NY for the past 12 years
Randolph Scott
Randolph Scott?
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!
…or a reasonable facsimile…
Great. Now I’ve got “Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott?” stuck in my head.
Sloth from the Goonies.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Whoever is taking the drive-thru orders at the Crawfish Shack in Dewitter, Louisiana.
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?…
…Wile E. Coyote – or some other cartoon character.
Don’t know what his name will be but he will wear a dress and have been on the Jerry Springer show getting his wig pulled off.
Somebody who will go through a Reefer Madness metamorphosis one minute after meeting Joe.
Samuel L. Jackson.
Ghislaine Maxwell, after all charges are suddenly dropped and apologies made.
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?
If the Press never asks any meaningful questions and even if they come close to one you don’t answer it why do you even need a Press Secretary?
Joe Biden, front man for the new Kamala Harris administration – what fun that would be…
When Psaki’s Gone, Who Would You Nominate for Next Press Secretary?…
Bob Keeshan or perhaps Hugh Brannum.
Joe nominates Catherine the Great! He had so much fun at her pool parties back in the early ’90s.