Russian Foreign Minister Says Russia Did Not Attack Ukraine
Jerusalem Post | March 10, 2022Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said that Russia did not attack Ukraine, Interfax reported on Thursday.
“We do not plan to attack other countries, we did not attack Ukraine either,” Lavrov said at a press conference when asked if Russia was going to attack other countries. According to Interfax, the foreign minister said that the situation arose because no one listened to Russia’s demands.
Straight Line of the Day: Russia says it did not attack Ukraine. Of course, they also claim…
…they were the first, and only ones, to send a probe to the planet Kolob.
Best baby formula is 80% formula 20% Vodka. Formula for Formula is C2H5OH.
… the deaths of the Romanovs were a tragic domestic violence situation…
… the death of [insert name here] was a tragic domestic violence situation…
… the Beatles were founded by Lenin…
… all your airliners belong to us…
They Also Claim…
Baltonium-G’s doomsday shroud doesn’t last as long as Ambassador De Sadesky
claimed.
It’ Basil, not Basil.
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mmm scum. The price of gas goes up any higher and it’ll be what’s for dinner.
Joe Biden legitimately got 81 million votes.
Putin is the king of France.
That it’s safe to go ahead a purchase that football, Tom Brady is done with the NFL….
. . . they are offended by our Liar in Chief using the name “Joseph Stolen”
That Gredo shot first
That Epstein DID kill himself.
Bangs shoe on desk and yells “We will bury you.”
They have the cure for male pattern baldness.
It was Miss Plumb in the library with candlestick.
They never assissinated anyone. They simply poisoned a tea cup, and if somebody happened to get in the way of that tea it’s not their fault. (Insert .gif of Bart doing windmill punches and Lisa kicking the air).
That not only did they not attack Ukraine, but neither did aliens. (Although actually, it WAS aliens).
Russia says it did not attack Ukraine. Of course, they also claim…
…daylight savings time is a wonderful idea.
I must agree with the Russians on this time thing.
Stay on ‘spring forward’ and never, ever ‘fall back’ again.
Wait, is that some sort of Kamala strategy?
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Russia says it did not attack Ukraine. Of course, they also claim…
…George Lazenby was the best Bond.
… that there are only 2 genders.
… that FrankJ isn’t going to push grandma down backwards.
Today is Tuesday.