Courtesy of WDS:
Alec Baldwin To Make Acting Return With Two Italian Christmas Movies
Straight Line of the Day: What could the titles be?
Courtesy of WDS:
Alec Baldwin To Make Acting Return With Two Italian Christmas Movies
Straight Line of the Day: What could the titles be?
A Fest Full of Dollars
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I Swear It Was Elf Defense
Ho Ho Ho… You Dead
Christmas Slay
An Airing of Grievances
Die the Hardest With a Prop Gun
How to Choke Santa With Italian Spaghetti
Fatman 2: This Time It’s Personal, You Thoughtless Little Pig
A “Rust”ic Christmas
…”Leave the Gun, Take the Holly”
…”Godfather Christmas”
How the Grinch Shot Christmas
First off, props to Baldwin for giving a couple of religious themed movies a shot. That being said join me in Hark! The magic prop gun sang. Seriously though, I hope it’s a remake of the 2007 hit:
Holiday In Handcuffs
Title: Get Shorty
subtitle: “If Peter Dinklage Doesn’t Want To Be An Elf, He Can Ki$$ My A$$
The Bipolar Express
A Holey Night
Good Thing Winchesterless
Django All The Way
I’m Dreaming of an Indict Christmas
Silent Nights at the Hutchins Home
Screwged
The Shootist: Blame the Gun
A Christmas Barrel
It Used To Be a Wonderful Life
The Christmas Deathwish
A Christmas Story remake, but everyone tells him he will shoot somebody else’s eye out.
Rude F., The Red Ryder Ranger
You Have the Right to Remain Silent Night.
Arrivederci Bam Bam Bambina
Had Gun, Will Travel
The Guns of Neverwrong
The Little Dumber Boy
The Year Without a Sanity Clause
— Chico
Baby, It’s Colt Outside
A Very Brady Bill Christmas
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Noel Is Hot Enough
Mr. McGoo’s A Christmas Carom
(“They’re just blankity-blank-blanks — all six!)
It’s a Wonderful Lie
March of the Wooden Heads
Numbskull on 34th Street
Die Easy
Santa Claus Is Gunning To Town.
Santa Claus is gunning you down.
Explaining chest shots while roasting in the prisoners dock..
” I’LL BE HOME IN TEN AS OF CHRISTMAS..”