Straight Line of the Day: What Is a Woman? Posted by Oppo on 29 March 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What is a woman? 1
…if she gets in touch with her feminine side, but then can’t stop touching it, she’s not a woman. 3 Reply to this comment
… a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma – but, please, don’t tell her I said that… 7 Reply to this comment
“You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that. Got any perfume that smells like Get the F off my back?… Yo, I gave up a rib for this? Woman I don’t know what your problem is” Adam – ERB 1 Reply to this comment
On that note so does Joe Biden. Well, Joe knows how to sniff out young women & little girls at any rate. 1 Reply to this comment
What Is a Woman? Yes. Who is as well. Yesterday and Tomorrow. But I don’t know about I don’t know on third base. Always been a switch hitter if you know what I mean. 4 Reply to this comment
You may notice that females do not play Quidditch at Hogwarts. It’s because they have an unfair advantage of skill in riding brooms. 1 Reply to this comment
“Life support system for a vagina..”.. .( ok..ok..I’ll show myself out..no need to call for security..) 1 Reply to this comment
Raquel Welch. Accept no substitutes.
I don’t know. I’m not a Gynecologist.
The “W” in LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
You should see that in the Greek alphabet!
…if she gets in touch with her feminine side, but then can’t stop touching it, she’s not a woman.
God’s afterthought.
“Shut up!” she explained.
… a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma – but, please, don’t tell her I said that…
… she who must be obeyed…
… I’ll wait for the Supreme Court to decide…
Going to a 4/4 split decision with one recusale.
Helen Reddy. She said so.
…and Shania Twain only felt like one, so who knows if she’s the real thing.
A guy with a penis on a female swim team.
That’s not a penis, it’s a rudder.
See the previous ‘Caption This’ entry.
…you have to find out if they wear Boxxer or Boxyer shorts.
Yo momma!
…asked Adam.
“You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that. Got any perfume that smells like Get the F off my back?… Yo, I gave up a rib for this? Woman I don’t know what your problem is” Adam – ERB
Al Pacino knows how to sniff one out.
On that note so does Joe Biden. Well, Joe knows how to sniff out young women & little girls at any rate.
Ginger, Mary Ann, Jeannie, 99, Elly May
What Is a Woman?
Yes. Who is as well. Yesterday and Tomorrow. But I don’t know about I don’t know on third base. Always been a switch hitter if you know what I mean.
Betty White
Was.
Still the standard
You may notice that females do not play Quidditch at Hogwarts.
It’s because they have an unfair advantage of skill in riding brooms.
…you know, the thing …without a thing.
I’m not sure, but I think I just heard one roar.
… a lumberjack!!!!
“Life support system for a vagina..”..
.( ok..ok..I’ll show myself out..no need to call for security..)