… Gathering a secret cabal of disaffected youths, in order to form an international assassination squad to take out all of the so-called progressives that have abandoned the true Climate cause…
… sitting in a Green Room somewhere with David Hogg, Cindy Sheehan, Handmaiden’s Tale role-players, Jussie Smollett, Charlottesville Tiki-Torchers, Wisconsin Governor-Kidnappers, Big Chief Covington, and Chris Wallace, asking “Your checks still clearing?”
She has sequestered herself in an undisclosed location away from all humanity and most of animalanity so that nobody can bother her while she reads Superego: Betrayal, the newly released novel by Frank J. Fleming.
’bout 4’11”
Garbo, Van Susteren or that bratty pie face from Sweden?
I heard she’s at the top level of Candy Crush now.
Considering shaving her head to get back in the news cycle.
If Chris Rock called Greta the next GI Jane… Someone would still hit Greta.
She is just enjoying a carefree childhood.
… not carfree. Bwahahha.
Playing with her Klaus Barbie dolls.
… Getting ready for their world tour, which kicks off in late May in Napa, California…
…slipping into their onesies and rompers to make their fan girls melt.
…Rapidly growing up to be a Karen…
… Gathering a secret cabal of disaffected youths, in order to form an international assassination squad to take out all of the so-called progressives that have abandoned the true Climate cause…
… no good… as always
… learning how to sail the ocean without breaking down…
… cashing out her investments in Big Oil and hoping nobody notices…
…or maybe about 120 Decibels.
Enjoying every inch of life in the time (consult previous statements) left to her on Earth.
Still thinks a superhero has to wear a Batmanscowl.
Ready to preach to the choir, as soon as their private jets land.
Wondering why no royalty checks, she’s on the back of milk cartons everywhere.
’bout 16 or so … Wait a minute … Are we talking age or IQ here?
Up to about 87 “how-dare-you”s a day.
Trying to decide which LBGQ+ identity/identities will get her the most attention.
… sitting in a Green Room somewhere with David Hogg, Cindy Sheehan, Handmaiden’s Tale role-players, Jussie Smollett, Charlottesville Tiki-Torchers, Wisconsin Governor-Kidnappers, Big Chief Covington, and Chris Wallace, asking “Your checks still clearing?”
… starting a new grass-roots movement:
Castigating the Hollywood ratings system for movies as a “Don’t Say ****” infringement on children’s films.
Greta: “Mmmph slurp slurp mhhmm hmph hmm uhh”
Reporter: “Uh, AOC, you mind stepping aside, you are, uh, muffling Greta’s quotes”
She has sequestered herself in an undisclosed location away from all humanity and most of animalanity so that nobody can bother her while she reads Superego: Betrayal, the newly released novel by Frank J. Fleming.
….Blah, Blah, Blah….
Combing yard and boot sales for high heeled go-go boots to wear when the oceans rise 1-100th of an inch in 300 years…..plans to corner the market…