The check’s in the mail, hey! You’re beautiful
Don’t ever change – you know what I mean-
My girl will call your girl, we’ll talk, we’ll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won’t you sign on the dotted line.
I’m gonna make your dreams come true
The check’s in the mail, would I lie to you?
“I am a free-spirited artist, and thanks to Nancy Pelosi I don’t need to worry about income or outgo on the streets of San Francisco. I find everything I need is provided by the government…”
Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
…I just made $64.50 by switching to the Emu.
And I saved thousands in medical bills by staying away from the Emu…
I want my 10%
The check’s in the mail, hey! You’re beautiful
Don’t ever change – you know what I mean-
My girl will call your girl, we’ll talk, we’ll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won’t you sign on the dotted line.
I’m gonna make your dreams come true
The check’s in the mail, would I lie to you?
Authentic Southern Gibberish:
“Oh look heah, income da billz again!”
Yeah, I gotta go out and chase after it – it ain’t commin’ in to me…
That income of which you speak is the thing that the government does so like to take a portion of.
“I am a free-spirited artist, and thanks to Nancy Pelosi I don’t need to worry about income or outgo on the streets of San Francisco. I find everything I need is provided by the government…”
Why the Yoda speak? Just come in already.
In come the government to take my money!
Depending on who’s doing the speaking…probably something naughty.
How about the hookers?
“Income” is difficult to define conceptually….
so stop bugging me more!
well, usually I duck and then return fire.
What I finds, I keeps.
it happens every fall, the weather gets cold and income the spiders.