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  1. Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is in the Box: A hideous stench arises!

    Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is Not in the Box: It’s puking, on the rug.

    What is this, a “two-fer”?

    • “There is no box,” declare 50 retired intelligence officers. “That bears all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation!”

      FBI: “We have the box.”

      Congress: “Where is it?”

      FBI: “Ah.”

      Congress: “And the cat?”

      FBI: “No reasonable Purr — purse — cuter. . . would purr –sue — charges . . . ”

      Congress: “Excuse me, are you having a stroke?”

      FBI: “Stroke / Kitty. Very good. Say no more, say no more!”

  2. Friday is asian takeout day at the Abrams.

    Dog is noticeably less twitchy, Biden is allowed to use the stairs.

    Twitter restored Oppo’s blue checkmark.

    War, famine, pestilence and Congress are in another box.

    Them belly full, but we hungry
    A hungry mob is a angry mob
    The rain a-fall, but the dirt is tough
    The pot a-cook, but the food no ‘nough

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