Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is in the Box: … Posted by Oppo on 1 April 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is Not in the Box: …
Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is in the Box: A hideous stench arises! Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is Not in the Box: It’s puking, on the rug. What is this, a “two-fer”? 1 Reply to this comment
… Congress is suddenly attempting to pass a “Cat Box Tax”, only applicable to wealthy cats who haven’t given their fair share… 2 Reply to this comment
Pootin is about to start bombing all Ukranian cats that come out of their box because he’s paranoid – Bombshell report from MSNBC. 2 Reply to this comment
The MSM assures you that there is no cat and social media will declare any such claim is racist and lock your account. 3 Reply to this comment
“There is no box,” declare 50 retired intelligence officers. “That bears all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation!” FBI: “We have the box.” Congress: “Where is it?” FBI: “Ah.” Congress: “And the cat?” FBI: “No reasonable Purr — purse — cuter. . . would purr –sue — charges . . . ” Congress: “Excuse me, are you having a stroke?” FBI: “Stroke / Kitty. Very good. Say no more, say no more!” 2 Reply to this comment
Whatever AOL’s guess is, the answer is the opposite. She says she doesn’t know — which means she does know — but she can’t know . . . But she knows that. But … {sssssss / pop!} Reply to this comment
If this dilemma was debated in the past, doesn’t that make it quandom uncertainty? 1 Reply to this comment
C.A.T + (C.A.T)’ = Y Wired up a couple of 74HC00’s and I have the answer meow. 2 Reply to this comment
Proof that the cat is in or out of the box inherently causes the opposite to become true upon measurement. 1 Reply to this comment
But what if the cat is in some 4th dimension? Or maybe he’s in the Fifth Dimension. Somebody check what house the moon is in. 1 Reply to this comment
Friday is asian takeout day at the Abrams. Dog is noticeably less twitchy, Biden is allowed to use the stairs. Twitter restored Oppo’s blue checkmark. War, famine, pestilence and Congress are in another box. Them belly full, but we hungry A hungry mob is a angry mob The rain a-fall, but the dirt is tough The pot a-cook, but the food no ‘nough 1 Reply to this comment
No stale tuna smell
‘Cause he ate it all as soon as it was put out.
Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is in the Box: A hideous stench arises!
Straight Line of the Day: Proof That the Cat Is Not in the Box: It’s puking, on the rug.
What is this, a “two-fer”?
Let the probability wave collapse!
Intern: “Is this some kind of bust?”
Yes, yes it is.
No one let the cat out of the bag.
Don’t take it litter, Al.
…Oh, we will be in the box, I guarantee it! – every cat, ever…
… if Schrodinger is concerned about it, that is proof enough…
… Congress is suddenly attempting to pass a “Cat Box Tax”, only applicable to wealthy cats who haven’t given their fair share…
Pootin is about to start bombing all Ukranian cats that come out of their box because he’s paranoid – Bombshell report from MSNBC.
There’s a yowl and squishy noise when you crush the box.
The MSM assures you that there is no cat and social media will declare any such claim is racist and lock your account.
“There is no box,” declare 50 retired intelligence officers. “That bears all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation!”
FBI: “We have the box.”
Congress: “Where is it?”
FBI: “Ah.”
Congress: “And the cat?”
FBI: “No reasonable Purr — purse — cuter. . . would purr –sue — charges . . . ”
Congress: “Excuse me, are you having a stroke?”
FBI: “Stroke / Kitty. Very good. Say no more, say no more!”
Whatever AOL’s guess is, the answer is the opposite.
She says she doesn’t know — which means she does know — but she can’t know . . . But she knows that. But … {sssssss / pop!}
Listen closely for muons.
If this dilemma was debated in the past, doesn’t that make it quandom uncertainty?
What if the Cat is in the hat? Oh my bad, wrong SLOTD.
C.A.T + (C.A.T)’ = Y
Wired up a couple of 74HC00’s and I have the answer meow.
Proof that the cat is in or out of the box inherently causes the opposite to become true upon measurement.
You just Persian Blue my mind.
But what if the cat is in some 4th dimension?
Or maybe he’s in the Fifth Dimension. Somebody check what house the moon is in.
Proof that the cat is in the box…
is automatic, it’s 4/1 after all.
Oh, at first I read that as odds, not the date.
Friday is asian takeout day at the Abrams.
Dog is noticeably less twitchy, Biden is allowed to use the stairs.
Twitter restored Oppo’s blue checkmark.
War, famine, pestilence and Congress are in another box.
Them belly full, but we hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
The rain a-fall, but the dirt is tough
The pot a-cook, but the food no ‘nough
Whaaaaaat’s in the box?????
The cat.
(smiles) Oh, he didn’t know…..
His name is Jack.
And if he is out of the box?