Straight Line of the Day: IMAO Has Received a $1.73 Trillion Grant To Study Something. Ideas For Something To Study: … Posted by Oppo on 31 March 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
Let’s see…. Shrimp on a treadmill? Been done. Why obese Lesbians are susceptible to alcoholism? Been done. The enigma and “why” Basil over Basil? 1 Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … …Who in their right mind would grant IMAO any amount of money? 5 Reply to this comment
Another waste of the taxpayers money as everyone already knows Democrats are not in their right mind. Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … … The best place on the moon to set off a nuke for maximum effect… 2 Reply to this comment
IT has traced the IP address of this post to somewhere in the Cayman Islands… 3 Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … … The mating habits of the Emu… 1 1 Reply to this comment
Voyeurs will be dealt with. Harshly. Please lnform where you want the remains sent. Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … …something something airspeed of unladen something… 3 Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … … You know… the thing… 5 Reply to this comment
Ratio of increased proficiency to the number of rounds fired over a 12 month period. Ammo, Jameson, and cigars provided by the study. 6 Reply to this comment
…and why it always has a grayish-blue tint, no matter what color shirt I wear. 2 Reply to this comment
…if you can get away scott-free slapping Chris Rock, why does slapping your Oscar make you a sexual predator/offender? 2 Reply to this comment
Would they use pictures from Google, their own personal collection, or just a random sampling from Hunter’s laptop? Reply to this comment
Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by space aliens and forced into weight loss programs. H/T uhf Reply to this comment
The Statistical Probability of Correctly Predicting the Results of a Roulette Wheel Spins and Impressing Cocktail Waitresses (A Double-Blind Study) 1 Reply to this comment
Do the cocktail waitresses have to be blind for this study? I suppose the impression level would be inversely proportional to the visual acuity… Reply to this comment
1.73 Trillion, eh? Dunno what it is you’re studying, but I’ll do it for half that! 2 Reply to this comment
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: … …what effect does the detonation of a 50 megaton thermonuclear device on the Sea of Tranquility have on the prospects of world peace. Follow-up studies might include adjusting the size of the thermonuclear device and moving detonation to the Sea of Serenity. 1 Reply to this comment
It is time for a study on whether studies can be trusted.
Let’s see….
Shrimp on a treadmill? Been done.
Why obese Lesbians are susceptible to alcoholism? Been done.
The enigma and “why” Basil over Basil?
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
…Who in their right mind would grant IMAO any amount of money?
A Democrat?
Another waste of the taxpayers money as everyone already knows Democrats are not in their right mind.
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
… The best place on the moon to set off a nuke for maximum effect…
Hooker and blow pricing structures in a post pandemic economy.
What money?
IT has traced the IP address of this post to somewhere in the Cayman Islands…
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
… The mating habits of the Emu…
Sounds like a high level position is needed to conduct the study.
Voyeurs will be dealt with.
Harshly.
Please lnform where you want the remains sent.
Send me the drumsticks, roasted.
Is that what humans call their legs these days?
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
…something something airspeed of unladen something…
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
… You know… the thing…
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Ratio of increased proficiency to the number of rounds fired over a 12 month period. Ammo, Jameson, and cigars provided by the study.
Efficacy of Use of the Word “Ditto” in Ascending the Corporate Ladder
Ideas for something to study: …
Who keeps sh*tting in Biden’s pants?
Hunter.
…deployment of large wooden badgers for the masses.
…belly button lint.
…and why it always has a grayish-blue tint, no matter what color shirt I wear.
…the proliferation of people slapping Chris Rock.
…if you can get away scott-free slapping Chris Rock, why does slapping your Oscar make you a sexual predator/offender?
… An imao Throwdown for Hookers vs. Blow
Would they use pictures from Google, their own personal collection, or just a random sampling from Hunter’s laptop?
How To Parlay a Grant Into Larger Grants
… how to make a small fortune.
What Greta Is Up To
{Study completed; funds pocketed}
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Lovey!
“Marsha”
– Joe Biden –
Do you want to split the country, man?
The effects of Nuke size on attractive female space aliens.
The state of apathy among Honey Badgers.
Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by space aliens and forced into weight loss programs.
H/T uhf
The Statistical Probability of Correctly Predicting the Results of a Roulette Wheel Spins and Impressing Cocktail Waitresses (A Double-Blind Study)
Do the cocktail waitresses have to be blind for this study? I suppose the impression level would be inversely proportional to the visual acuity…
1.73 Trillion, eh? Dunno what it is you’re studying, but I’ll do it for half that!
An SLotD commenter road trip to do a study of Las Vegas table games.
…plant based bacon.
Pigs eat plants. Pigs give us bacon. Bacon makes us happy.
IMAO has received a $1.73 trillion grant to study something. Ideas for something to study: …
…what effect does the detonation of a 50 megaton thermonuclear device on the Sea of Tranquility have on the prospects of world peace.
Follow-up studies might include adjusting the size of the thermonuclear device and moving detonation to the Sea of Serenity.
Do feminist kill their own spiders?
Spiders are too scared to get near a feminist.