Man Proposes in Packed McDonald’s and Gets Brutally Rejected
New York Post | May 3, 2022 | Brooke Kato
Hmm… How could this dude have upped his game?
Man Proposes in Packed McDonald’s and Gets Brutally Rejected
New York Post | May 3, 2022 | Brooke Kato
Hmm… How could this dude have upped his game?
He could have gone to White Castle… ’cause White Castle sucks.
He could have upped his game by proposing on his knee with a bucket of KFC. Simple.
Shoulda’ made sure the ice cream machine was working….
By not ordering the ring off the dollar menu
Onion rings are forever.
Not in my house.
They’re gone before the tray hits the table. Scientists from multiple countries have tried to explain it, and have all left with their heads shaking. The current working theory is that my children appear to have the ability to violate the laws of causality by consuming them before they even pop into existence.
He should have Supersized it…
Take her to Burger King to get it your way.
Then he could show off his Whopper.
…Wendy’s is still hot and juicy for him.
But she’s so square.
Should have suggested the baked apple pie 🥧
He shoulda gone fancy like Applebee’s on Date Night
The ladies at Jack in the box aren’t so picky.
Pop goes the weasel.
He coulda been smoother with a good line like, “I’d like to eat your taco, Belle.”
…of course now we’ll never know if she wanted fries widdat.
Tinder had suggested In-N-Out burger for him.
He could have covered all the bases at LGBTQdoba.
There was no chance.
She was more of a 5 guys kinda girl (if you know what I mean).
I heard she like the In-N-Out.
Let’s not beat around the bush. She was looking or a Chick-Fil-A.
Him?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wimpy_(restaurant)
Two words, “Drive Thru”.
He should have waited for his break instead of while taking her order
Maybe he shouldn’t have pre-sauced her nuggets?
Who brought the sauce?