Straight Line of the Day: What Do the Initials “IMAO” Stand For? (For That Matter, What Does IMAO Stand For?)

Straight Line of the Day: What do the initials “IMAO” stand for? (For that matter, what does IMAO stand for?)

We’ve asked this in the past, but that was a while ago — and the archives said “Do Not Touch.”

Possible answer to Part A: “I Missed Another Oprah”

Possible answer to Part B: Truth, Justice, and the Omerta Way

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  1. IMAO stands for the little guy, and the not-so-little guy, and the one in the corner who just rocks back and forth, softly moaning – everyone who has gotten a rough deal from life and just needs a hand up, not a handout. We also stand for the National Anthem, old folks on the bus, and whenever a lady enters the room, although we are suspicious of their motives…

  2. IMAO: Our work here is never done. We’re needed everywhere now. We’re needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice. That’s what IMAO stands for!! Plus it’s a lot of fun to post here.

  3. Part A: Instigating Measures Against Oblivion

    Part B: Staving off the apocalypse. Don’t ask how, it’s a bit complicated, but, without IMAO, you’re living in a Mad Max/ Love and Monsters freak world.

  4. What do the initials “IMAO” stand for?

    I is for the impromptu giggles and laughs
    M is for funny Memes and gaffs
    A is always, always assistants by the score
    O is for the Oppo that we adore…

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