Straight Line of the Day: Things Presidents Have Lunged For: … Posted by Oppo on 26 July 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Things presidents have lunged for: … 1
Pardon me, I was under the impression that Republican Presidents always pounce… 6 Reply to this comment
Always flounce twice a day – that’s what my dentist, Orin Scrivello, always taught me… 2 Reply to this comment
Typically, most Presidents lunge for the protection of a gaggle of PR flacks, to evade penetrating questions… 2 Reply to this comment
Don’t be a chinook, keep urchin up… this is the best Plaice. (I cod do this all day) Reply to this comment
Thomas Jefferson vs. The Terminator — to preserve our lives, our fortunes, and our Sarah Connor. 1 Reply to this comment
George W. Bush lunged for every dictionary, only to be proven wrong time and time again about how “nuclear” is spelled. Reply to this comment
The finishing line. Oh wait, I thought you said “luge”ing.
The nearest intern (Clinton).
The nearest sandwich. (Taft).
The nearest handrail… Ford
I heard Taft went after anything in a Teddy.
Hookers and blow.
Pardon me, I was under the impression that Republican Presidents always pounce…
Better than flouncing.
Always flounce twice a day – that’s what my dentist, Orin Scrivello, always taught me…
“Every breath they take…”
Typically, most Presidents lunge for the protection of a gaggle of PR flacks, to evade penetrating questions…
That sweet upper box at Ford’s Theater.
A hand to shake
A hand to shake down – there, I fixed it…
The kickstand.
…sweet scent of air filtered through the locks of a nubile youth.
…possibly something they haven’t already kidney-ed for?
…lungs… don’t leave home without ’em.
…unless you’re a fish… then it doesn’t really matter.
ditto for bicycles.
Rodneygill, is that you?
Don’t be a chinook, keep urchin up… this is the best Plaice.
(I cod do this all day)
Thomas Jefferson vs. The Terminator — to preserve our lives, our fortunes, and our Sarah Connor.
George W. Bush lunged for every dictionary, only to be proven wrong time and time again about how “nuclear” is spelled.
Madison for his Dolly.
This should have been a photo contest