Straight Line of the Day: Have you considered Afghanistan for your next vacation?
Effort To Attract International Airlines to Afghanistan Underway
Aionline.com | Peter Shaw-Smith | July 21, 2022A country risk profile published by Texas A&M University in April assessed Afghanistan’s risk level as ‘Extreme.’
“Travel is unsafe due to the unstable security situation involving armed conflict, terrorism, crime, and civil unrest,” it said. “There is an extreme risk to personal safety and security because of widespread military operations, terrorism and insurgent attacks, and high levels of kidnappings, hostage-taking, suicide bombings, landmines, and vehicle-borne or other improvised explosive devices. Due to extensive warlordism and lawlessness, Afghanistan has long been beset by weak governance in many regions.”
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“Who will fly there? Who, commercially, is interested in going there?”
He said that in all aspects of airport operations, GAAC would need assistance from overseas companies to restart operations, and those entities might see Afghanistan as a risk not worth taking. “[GAAC] simply don’t have enough of the expertise required to operate an airport safely,” Miles said.
Asked to assess GAAC’s prospects of winning international support for its efforts in Afghanistan, Aslam was sanguine. “There will always be nay-sayers,” he said. “The reality may be different, but that doesn’t mean there are no challenges.”
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
Much more exciting than WestWorld.
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
More fun than teasing the Bison in Yellowstone.
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
Not nearly as boringly predictable as Fantasy Island.
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
Be a Part of History!
Statistically, it’s still safer than visiting Chicago, Detroit, Philly, Portland, Seattle or NYC.
Let me check the lodging rates at tents.com and caves.com.
I quit flying period because of all the bs nowadays..but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
I’d retort something snarky, but I don’t want to make any blanket statements about Afghans.
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
Short answer: NO!
Longer answer: HELL NO!
Vacation? What’s that???
-Come
to Afghanistan..check us out at …..http://Dontmissthegoat.com
-Come to Afghanistan..we’ve kept the best beauties under wraps for years…
– Come to Afghanistan..get your ammo dirt cheap..no duty or customs as it was yours to begin with…
Come to Afghanistan..Relax and Get Stoned..literally..
Come to Afghanistan..Our food no longer smells or tastes like crap..the U.S. left ten years worth of toilet paper behind..
Come to Afghanistan..Experience a land where everyday is hump day…
Come to Afghanistan…Arriving is no longer a mistake of biblical proportions..we forbid that..it is of Koran proportions..
I’ll go, but I’m waiting for bikini season.
This is exciting. I heard their tour guides are to die for.
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
Free burkas with every reservation!
Costume beards for the men!
Have You Considered Afghanistan For Your Next Vacation?
On the plus side there are no mask mandates.
Except for the women.
But you can get an exemption if you claim not to be a biologist.
Think positive..pandemics twist and turn into new variants..maybe we’ll see “Goatpox…”..dun dun dun duuuunnnn
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Take my word for it…this is a lousy place for a vacation. ~ Ayman al-Zawahiri