A tisket, A tasket. I bought a Costco casket! There – I finally have the top answer – show me the bacon!!! 2 Reply to this comment
Oppo gonna back seat drive no matter what. Biden ’24, campaigning in earnest, and early. 4 Reply to this comment
With Raquel in the room modeling the next outfit, who will cast the first stone? 2 Reply to this comment
Overheard on the way in to work: Yeah, I had an open mind when you invited him, Glen, but in the last 4 months that S.O.B. has never taken his turn to drive. 2 Reply to this comment
It’s not much on 0-60 performance, but man that thing comes to a dead stop faster than anything out there right now. 2 Reply to this comment
Cletis..thats not what I meant when I said we should go on a crop tour soon with a cold one… 5 Reply to this comment
Caption This: Deja Vu Edition
A tisket,
A tasket.
I bought a Costco casket!
There – I finally have the top answer – show me the bacon!!!
If you get a Harvey for referencing a Harvey, that will be really weird.
Apologies for going all Biden on FormerHostage…
Kneel, Kinnock!
Oppo gonna back seat drive no matter what.
Biden ’24, campaigning in earnest, and early.
I am beyond grave, when not on IMAO.
“Damn, drove all that way and it wasn’t BOGO after all.”
Walrus hit the wrong button again hehehe.
With Raquel in the room modeling the next outfit, who will cast the first stone?
That arm in the back seat holding it on: Is Not Attached To Anyone!!
Origin of the phrase “What’s the Uber / Undertaker?”
Dumb and Dahmer
What, did he order a door dash?
New vehicle added to the Presidential motorcade.
“That’s DOCTOR Chilling!”
The gross part is that the little white cloth says “Just Married.”
Introducing the 2022 Freddie Cougar ™
(Still pining for the Fords.)
Overheard on the way in to work:
Yeah, I had an open mind when you invited him, Glen, but in the last 4 months that S.O.B. has never taken his turn to drive.
He does contribute gas, though.
Sarcopha-gas.
That joke is rotten.
He’s a man on emission!
Hey doc, why did you replace Mr Fusion with Mr fossil fuel?
“Remember how he said he’d never be caught dead riding with us?”
“William? Randolph? What are you playing at?”
{groan!} You should be citizen-caned.
“You LEFT the cannoli and took this?”
Dead parasailer needs to get up to 60 mph for one last sendoff.
Get her up to 88 and it’ll be deja vu all over again..,
It’s not much on 0-60 performance, but man that thing comes to a dead stop faster than anything out there right now.
Speed Limit: 55 Miles per Horror
Warlord Edition 4-door Sudan
Oh is that the new Caitlyn Jenner auto insurance plan?
Does that make it an automatic trans mission?
The other cars faced some stiff opposition.
Upholstery by Vinyl Destination.
You’re so deaf! I said race COURSE. RACECOURSE, you idiot.
Styx-shift optional.
No Barry, I called the mechanic myself and he clearly said he did body work.
“You want a hearse donut?”
You need to punch that one up a bit…
Sean Connery in You Only Live Twice II.
Bondo. James Bondo.
“He wouldn’t vroom if you put six million Chevy Volts under him!”
Neighborhood kids always eagerly awaited the Good Humus man.
Welcome to the intestate highway system.
“Read the fine print: It’s a Martin Landau roof.”
From the box:
“Are wither yet?”
Driving through America’s heartland, boneland, liverland, . . .
What coffin?
The 2022 Dirge Caravan (sport model)
Doesn’t have a rear window de-fogey-er.
“Coming this fall: Alec Baldwin stars in a remake of Smokey and the Bandit.”
Final Uber ride.
Advance team for Nancy Pelosi going to check out the suitability of the venue.
The FBI found something in Trump’s back yard!
So c’mon down to Jerry & Sylv…
Wait, never mind
Going to Bernies for the weekend.
Libertarian carpool: No cradle to grave government reliance for these boys.
Check the Clinton Dead Pool, we must have missed someone.
Cletis..thats not what I meant when I said we should go on a crop tour soon with a cold one…
Cannibal Meals on Wheels..
Ok..Uber use is out of control..
Death is no excuse. The IRS will still come after any of your assets.
Body by Fischer.
Never did trust those chess players – so completely overwound…
Joe Biden’s secret service detail, their motto….”Semper Paratus!”