TRUMP: FBI Took My Passports in Mar-a-Lago Raid
Truth Social | 8/15/2022“Wow! In the raid by the FBI of Mar-a-Lago, they stole my three Passports (one expired), along with everything else. This is an assault on a political opponent at a level never seen before in our Country. Third World!”
Straight Line of the Day: Wray’s Raiders took Donald Trump’s passport. Now he can’t…
Make a Rusty Nail.
… go to Mexico. Oh wait; there’s nothing stopping him.
… visit Melania’s home to see how free people live.
… wait to get that updated solid gold passport he’s wanted…
… say that he hasn’t been the target of corpor-rupt raiders…
… go to Afghanistan to kiss $80 million of his tax dollars goodbye.
… kill a man in Reno just to watch him die. Oh, wait! He still can!
… find the missing evidence in the Kelner case.
… find a rare first-edition copy of FrankJ’s latest novel in a bookseller’s stall on the Seine.
… bless the rains down in Africa.
… register for Social Security.
But any illegal alien can, as long as they can produce an arrest warrant.
… get them back until all the bugging devices have been updated…
… go down to Coke-Cuomo
Everybody knows:
Their little place is like Mar-a-Lago
Now if they want to go
And get away from the law . . .
Bodies, understand,
Rule of laws getting bossier
We’ll all be falling in line
To the rhythm of a Steele dossier
Just like in Mar-a-Lago
Pelosi, Chuck Schumer,
Groomers spreading rumors;
Committees
Failed cities
Spreading like they’re tumors . . .
…see Britney Griner on visiting day.
… go on surfin’ safari with me.
…evade the wrong arm of the law.
… chase Hunter Biden, a.k.a. Pedophilias Fogg.
… attend a Climate Summit. He’ll therefore be the most helpful one there!
. . . rock the Casbah.
Sheriff Joe don’t like it.
…dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.
..fly to Jamaica for some extra hot jerk chicken.
… dog Kamala with counter-appearances as she tries to hide outside the country…
… go bear-back riding with Putin like most weekends.
.. Achieve his annual foreign country entry stamp marks goal as he planned
… get a free hoagie from the United Nations if he gets a stamp from every country.
Not to mention the Detroit Lions glass tumbler set
Wray’s Raiders took Donald Trump’s passport. Now he can’t…
get on his private jet.
… find out where they’re taking Melania’s undies.
Lead the assault on California. That’s a foreign country right?
Wray’s Raiders took Donald Trump’s passport. Now he can’t wait…
For the World Economic Forum to issue him a digital identification card and unique number..surely it will be fair..
…move to Canada when he is re-elected.
What did we ever do to you guys…we’ve got Truedope already…
Wray’s Raiders took Donald Trump’s passport. Now he can’t…
Do the hanky-panky.