Joe Biden Plans to Extend Vacation in Delaware After Kiawah Island Trip
Breitbart | 08/15/2022 | Charlie SpieringPresident Joe Biden is planning to extend his vacation this week after he wraps up his time on Kiawah Island in South Carolina.
According to Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) data cited by the Associated Press, Biden plans to be in Wilmington, Delaware, from Tuesday until Friday after he leaves Kiawah Island.
Straight Line of the Day: Biden’s extending his vacation, giving him more time to…
Biden’s extending his vacation, giving him more time to…
Take Jim Clyburn to Popeye’s like he promised back in March of 2020
. . . get his marching orders to continue the sabotage of America, while making it appear to be just ignorance and incompetence.
. . . fuss at whoever didn’t properly install the training wheels on his bicycle.
. . . ask Dominion to find another 100,000 votes for Liz Cheney.
Liz need all the help she can get.
Giving Him More Time To…
Realize he’s no longer on Kiawah Island
invest “the big guys” money
… figure out where that darned Easter Bunny got off to…
…get his jacket on.
while telling the country to jacket off.
…and his sun glasses off.
… lie on the beach, and lie, and lie, and lie…
… figure out the remote…
…and figure out how to make his microwave stop flashing 12:00
… think of more ways to insult the intelligence of voters…
I heard he sniffed a Sloth’s ass at the zoo.
Watch Wapner and Matlock.
Figure out where in the h3ll he is.
… come up with an excuse for that photo of him driving with a casket on his roof.
… prove, with geometric logic, that there was a duplicate economy that he hadn’t completely screwed up…
Find his pudding
Biden’s Extending His Vacation, Giving Him More Time To…
shake all the hands that need it.
Biden’s Extending His Vacation, Giving Him More Time To…
offer Liz Cheney the number 2 slot.
…find his a$$ with both hands….
…granted he already has his a$$… and both hands…
Get back to that guy concerning his car’ wartanty.
Biden’s extending his vacation, giving him more time to…
…help Hunter father that parmesan cheese he spilled on the carpet.
Biden’s extending his vacation, giving him more time to…
…figure out what the hell Kamala is trying to say.
Extra time…. to let the country recover, slow inflation ,let gas prices back down….then start the shenanigans all over…
. . . complete his speech accepting the nomination to run for the Senate this year.
… stare at the basement wall and drool.
Biden’s Extending His Vacation, Giving Him More Time To…
Plan the itinerary for his next vacation..
… come up with new phrases like “lid days.”
Memorize the lines they want him to say at the “presser”. Oh and have someone coach him on who to call on and how to pronounce their names. Walking across the lawn, stage or finding his chair will also be covered.