Massive Federal Grant Announced To Study Why Transgender Women Are So Much Better at Squashing Spiders in Bathroom Than Natural-Born Women

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  1. Joey:
    “This is why we raised the debt ceiling man! You can joke all you want but I recently had a fall because of a huge Daddy Long Legs spider at my house in the basement while I was watching the movie Spiderman. I was freaked out man and had to call one of my Trans Secret Service guys to squash it. I may never even eat squash again man.”

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