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Burger King Ordered To Pay Whopping $8M to Man Who Fell on ‘Foreign Substance’
NY Post | 05/25/2023 | Chris Pandolfo

A Burger King franchisee in Florida, was ordered to pay nearly $8 million to a customer who allegedly slipped and fell at the restaurant and needed surgery for his injuries.

Richard Tulecki, 48, “suffered lower back injuries resulting in surgery” after he slipped on a “foreign substance” near the restroom of a Burger King location in Hollywood, Fla., according to court documents.

The fall caused “serious injuries” which required surgery, and Tulecki suffered a postoperative perforated colon, according to his attorneys.

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Afghanistan Question For Troy Aikman: Have You Seen Any Waste Under This Administration?

“That’s a lot of jet fuel just to do a little flyover,” Aikman is heard saying in a video clip.

“That’s your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work!” Buck replied in a mocking tone.

“That stuff ain’t happening with (a) Kamala-Biden ticket,” Aikman added. “I’ll tell you that right now, partner.”

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