Straight Line of the Day: A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed… Posted by Oppo on 10 June 2023, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
Walrus actually really believes he is God.
A God, not THE God.
I have some news to break, but I have to reach a higher belt in Emu jujitsu before I’ll feel comfortable spoiling the beans.
A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
… Fangbeer invented a microcontroller for “Hands-Free Wardrobe Changes.” ™
Only glitch was, in the trial run, the machine wasn’t set to “Voluntary.”
… he didn’t really mean to blow the whistle, but he loves the trilling sound it makes …
“… he tawt he taw a puddy tat…”
He?
.
.
.
.
He??
Hehe
I didn’t want to assume genders, so I went with the voice in my head – sue me…
A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
Basil is actually Basil
That’s a pretty big game-changer!
The whistle blower said it tasted like a pepperette and couldnt stop..ate the whole pack..
A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
…somebody stole her whistle.
… Someone without balls has been juggling the books.
… that I, Oppo, lunged at the steering wheel from the back of the IMAObile. Preposterous!
… Staff meetings last way too long when interns are invited.
Oh sure. The compulsory evening gown 5000 is all fun and games until the grand jury comes sniffing around. Then it’s all “oh the engineer forgot to add an affirmative consent routine”
… That, after watching Dr. Strangelove, they found a Kubrick hair on their Coke.
… They found a trove of Classified ads in the break room.
A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
…. most Commenters at IMAO don’t look at all like what you’re probably thinking.
…the trampolines in the conference room were not for intern’s health benefits.
…the tiny room reduced Walrus’ longwinded monologues to motorboating noises. And giggles from Bo Derek.
Love the tiny room!
Not as much as me.
Claimed….Cheap buggers charge for parking..
A Whistleblower Was Found Among IMAO Interns, Who Claimed…
she knew how to whistle, you just put your lips together and blow.