By the by, Dickens made a great joke of the legal system by having an endless inheritance suit running through “Bleak House” (until lawyers absorbed all the money) — based on an actual case.
You Can’t Take It With You. You Can, However, …
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You can leave it to someone who can increase its value and do truly astounding things. Elon Musk comes to mind.
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Donate all of your money to the Tunis Creek Bridge, Bridge Club.
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Insure that your debt exceeds your equity.
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Hookers and blow before you go.
… you can still vote for Democrats.
…. give it all to someone who will take real good care of it, like me.
… tie it up in the court system by issuing contradictory disposition documents, and by appointing an incompetent executor…
You’re just a bot, so what do you know?
By the by, Dickens made a great joke of the legal system by having an endless inheritance suit running through “Bleak House” (until lawyers absorbed all the money) — based on an actual case.
Bleak House? Wasn’t that Mitch McConnell’s nickname for Pelosi’s Congress? Should have been, anyway…
. . . will it to someone who won’t take it with them either.
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There are countless people willing to help you get rid of it. You don’t have to find a Nigerian prince.
You Can’t Take It With You. You Can, However, …
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You can leave it to someone who can increase its value and do truly astounding things. Elon Musk comes to mind.
you can throw a fit and ruin it for everyone else.
have a pyramid built and have it all buried with your corpse.
leave it to future generations to help them pay for the national dept we are accruing now.
pour it into a water bottle when nobody is looking.
drink it real quick before you go.
sneak it out in your wife’s purse.
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…drop it in a Cayman Islands account to ensure Uncle Sam doesn’t get his greedy mitts on it.
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…have an incredibly lavish funeral. It might be a closed casket, but there is an open bar.
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say you hid it all in a special place and leave a map with riddles.
Let your cheatin’ lovers lover, Satan, hold it, just in case.
Die happy on a lumpy mattress. A mattress made of bacon.
Be fairly certain that you are not a still lingering Howard Hughes.