Schadenfreulein.
Maren Morris Details ‘-–— Up’ First Relationship With a Woman: ‘Borderline Extortion’
New York Post | April 17, 2026Maren Morris took to social media to label her first relationship with a woman as “f–ked up.” The songstress opened up to fans about her “bisexual journey” in a TikTok on Wednesday, which she described as “pretty short.”
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“I’m not kidding, within like, three weeks of this completely falling apart, it was lies, threats to my reputation and borderline extortion,” the Grammy winner recalled. “It was pretty -–— up. And for that to be my first experience, it was just so depressing,” the songstress lamented, concluding that she’s “just really cool being alone” after the fling. Morris shared that friends from the lesbian community told her that her experience was typical. “‘You start seeing women and one is going to almost ruin your life,’” she recalled a pal telling her. “‘We’ve all been there. You just have to push through.‘
Phrasing?
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life is once someone starts throwing f-bombs around is when I start taking them f-ing serious.
“‘You start seeing women and one is going to almost ruin your life,’”
Welcome to the party pal.
There’s an Australian comedian who does a bit about this. He points out that the couples with the highest divorce rate are lesbian couples, followed by heterosexual couples, followed by gay men. So, the worst divorce rate is couples with 2 women involved, the next worst has 1 woman involved, and the lowest divorce rate is amongst couples with no women involved. Women really are the problem. Especially now, when so many young women consider their first marriage to be a “starter marriage”.
Starter marriage?
I’d like to start with Sydney Sweeney. 😊
I’d like to start with Sidney as well. But a starter marriage is like a starter house: you PLAN to get rid of it after 10 or so years. Did you ever wonder why women still get pregnant out of wedlock even with the myriad of conception control systems available to them? They go to clubs, or other places to meet people, and have unprotected sex with men who’ve told them they are doctors, or lawyers, or some other high-earning profession. If they get pregnant, they either marry the guy or extort (via the courts*) high child support payments from him. If it turns out he lied, and he’s just a janitor, they abort the baby and then either file a rape complaint (in some states, lying to obtain sex is considered rape) or sue in civil court (I’d never have had sex with HIM if I knew he was just a janitor). If he marries her, she hangs around for 10 years or so and then files for divorce, and goes for 50% of his assets. That’s a starter marriage.
* I know a woman who did exactly that. At about 40 (and she was HOT at 40) she dated a man who made $8 million per year. Got pregnant, had the kid, and was awarded $20,000 per MONTH in child support. Her annual income prior to that was $40K.
Starter marriage? Is that like a gateway drug?
Yeah, but it’s poison, and it’s swallowed by the man.