The National Man Boy Love Association today issued a statement declaring their support for embattled GOP Representative Mark Foley of Florida.
Said NMBLA spokesman Kuhmir Littleboy, “Although usually we try to cast our support in favor of Democrats and homosexuals, we felt the cause was worthy and we should come out in favor of flirting with sixteen year old boys.”
The ACLU has been silent on the issue of dirty emails, mostly because Rep Foley is neither Black nor Muslim. However, NMBLA has been quite vocal on their opinion.
“We have always supported the notion of grown men sleeping with children. Normally we proclaim this message at local Gay Pride Parades, but we feel it’s never a wrong time to speak up, just as there’s never a wrong time to hump young boys.”
GOP Rep Foley, who tendered his resignation, had the following statement: “I have no comment on this statement of support from NMBLA. By the way — what were they wearing?”
RWD, this is very, very wrong… and sad… and maddening… OK, and it would be funny too if there wasn’t so much GOP smeared all over it.
Sadly, I was thinking about something like this since the story broke…not thinking about as in I was thinking about grown men and young boys but…crap…now I look like a perv. haha.
I meant that I had amusing thoughts along the same line as this post. Funny stuff, RWD.
and both Andrew Sullivan and Richard Clarke are calling for him to stay instead of resign, but to simply change the “R” to “D”.
Be sure not to confuse NMBLA with NAGLA, the National Arab-Goat Love Association.
Kuhmir Littleboy? Now THAT’S FUNNY!
First off, it’s “NAMBLA,” with another “A.”
Their logo is gross: the “M” is literally humping the “B.”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Nambla-logo.png
Damian G.,
That was a test to flush out those with intimate knowledge of NAMBLA. I’m sorry, you have been exposed.
But everyone knows it’s NAMBLA…because it’s always getting confused with the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Thanks, bgrx, and Son of Bob, how can I be one of those creeps? I’m 17, you old perv!
I’m a fish, I don’t love little boys. I actually look more like Eddie
fisher than marlon Brando.