Straight Line of the Day: You Are This Close to Going to Jail! All That Is Needed Is One More… Posted by Oppo on 8 June 2026, 12:00 pm
Excuse me, I’ll be right back, I have to explain to this road pirate that I’m “Traveling”. 3 Reply to this comment
…week sitting downtown in a railway station, one toke under the line. …failure, as a fashion policeman, to arrest Graham Platner for wearing brown socks with his SS uniform. …gold bar stolen from the CIA. They do have a limit of 399 per pilfering. 2 Reply to this comment
… FBI informant putting the finger on me…
…”misunderstanding”…
All that is needed is a key witness…but are they still alive?
…one more vote cast for a candidate not chosen by the DNC.
attempt to pat down the TSA officer. What? She started it.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back, I have to explain to this road pirate that I’m “Traveling”.
…one more good song to dance to.
. . . policeman with an overstated radar unit.
…consecutive doubles roll.
…split infinitive, apparently…
…week sitting downtown in a railway station, one toke under the line.
…failure, as a fashion policeman, to arrest Graham Platner for wearing brown socks with his SS uniform.
…gold bar stolen from the CIA. They do have a limit of 399 per pilfering.