** An editorial by RightWingDuck **
I fully support Mark Foley and his desire to cyber-bang young boys. You wouldn’t expect that from me, but I’m more of a moderate, left of center right winger sometimes. And nowhere is that more obvious when it comes to fighting against the greatest evil we are facing in America — Age-ophobia.
Age-ophobia is where people are discriminated against just for being old. For this I blame the religious prudes who say that somehow an old man can’t become involved with a young man. Isn’t this discrimination? This young man can fool around with any other young man or woman. But if he wants to hang with an older guy suddenly it’s wrong? I say it should be fine as long as they both use protection. (For discussion: What does one use for safety during cybersex? Trojans? McAfee?)
Age is not a disease people. It’s natural. According to some scientific studies — and granted they are fairly limited — aging can be tied to one’s genetics.
I quote a Los Angeles preacher: “God loves all the old people. Even the wrinkled ones who can’t afford Botox.”
Personally, I’m not attracted to young men. Most young men these days dress exactly the way homeless vagrants would dress if they wore their pants down around their ankles. Some people find that atrractive. Some don’t. We’re all different.
So I say let the congressmen flirt with all the young people they want. In support of Mr. Mark Foley, former Congressman, I vow to not marry or have sex with any underage children until ALL of us can regardless of age or gender.
May God bless America.
** Disclaimer: IMAO does not condone cybersex or safe sex or premarital sex or smoking after sex. Condone sounds like a dirty word but ins’t. (“Hey, did you bring the condones?”) The views expressed in this editorial are not mean to be taken seriously unless you have a stick up your @ss. IMAO does not condone (hee hee) having sticks up your @ss. Not even if it’s only text talk.
That’s right! Speak truth to power!
NAMBLA DUCK…
Ageophobia. I’m so stealing that.
That and ‘catwa’.
Dear Mr. Duck, I find your attempt to use the anonimity of the internet and a fake name to disseminate such revolting and tacky sexually explicit trash! Furthermore, to dicriminate and insult people who are oriented to having sticks shoved up their asses is un-American and therefore should be frowned upon by more enlightened citizens (and fish). Shame on you!
Oops, sorry, I meant @sses.
mudshark,
You better have meant @sses!
There are days when y’all just slay me (figuratively of course). What will you say next, your Royal Downiness? I quiver at the thought. What, I think I’m channeling Rep. Foley! Sorry, my bad.
Actually, I support all Gays.
They should find and love one another.
While they keep each other out of the picture, how many women apiece does that leave each of us Straights?
Always remember to cover your six.
Along with your phobia about old people doing it, you should be concerned with other recent social trends.
Lardassophobia
Not only is our population aging, its getting incredibly fat. That means there’s a whole lot of nasty hippo sex going on. This brings up obvious concerns about being squashed or asphyxiated by ones love interest. Being asphyxiated while attempting to procreate is a tragic thing.