President Bush was informed by staffers that singer Barbra Streisand had hired an actor to portray the president during shows so she could hurl insults and smart remarks at him.
Today, President Bush launched his own Counter Barbra strategy, which unfortunately, was leaked to the New York Times weeks ago.
Said the President, “I felt the American people could benefit from seeing Barbra on stage with me during my Meet The People Who Are People outreach tour.” During one tour, President Bush invited the public to get close to the Barbra doll but there was little interest as her biggest fans were off having cybersex with underage pages.
Feedback from the general public has been mostly positive. “This version of Barbra is definitely more likeable and better looking. I think this will be good publicity for her.”
Babs hasn’t looked that good in years. She’s like a stick of butter!
What part of Barbra did you say was leaking? EEEEW! It’s probably out of date and has turned!
Was Barney Frank at this gathering? Wouldn’t want ole’ Babs stuck up a congressman’s ass just for shits and giggles…
I liked this aprt of the article:
“Barbra Streisand opened her first U.S. tour in 12 years on Wednesday with a show that ridiculed her political nemesis, President George W. Bush.”
Don’t you have to be on the same, or vaguely similar, level as someone to really be their nemesis?
Shouldn’t they give a shit that you exist (and hate them) before you get the label “nemesis”?
and Shouldn’t you be a politician before you have a political nemesis?
Even Bab Striesand is not the “real” Barbara. There is no such animal.
The only Barbara that is worth talking about is George W.’s mom. I have always thought of her as the nations Grandma. I think she was the best first lady ever. You rock Babs!
I ran across her in DFW airport about fifteen years ago. She looked just like the doll.
I wonder if she still does…
Where did she get the smart remarks from? Must of been that damn slick Willy again!
Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand!
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Someone had to throw in a “Mecha-Streisand” reference.
From the link…
…”She may never come around again,” he said.
Hope springs eternal.
Harry Reid said, “She never looked better, or more lifelike”.
Barbra Streisand: million-dollar voice, ten-cent brain.