Apparently, not that many people are left who remember the purpose of that old panda post (it has nothing to do with the subject and you won’t be able to decode it’s purpose unless you already knew what it was).
Anyway, I need more people for this special mission/psychological experiment/performance art. If you want to be a part of this, e-mail me (frankj -at- imao.us) with the subject “Mission.” If I have a record of you commenting or e-mailing or you have a blog that’s been around a while, then I’ll let you in and explain what was done two years ago. For new readers and lurkers, sorry, but I have to be careful because one person leaking this could ruin the fun.
What is the fun? It’s secret, but it will involve secret decoder rings (like this) and hidden signals to activate sleep cells. I’ll keep it simple, though (but not too simple or it won’t be as fun).
So, sign up and be a part of a special internet secret. Muh ha ha ha…
I want super secret fun. Especially if it involves mocking. Oh, and spreading Filth Lies.
So, it’s some kind of Krelboyne jihad or something? But my interest is piqued. I’m glad you clarified the panda post. That was about three months before I found IMAO, or IMAO found me.
Do I need to eat this post? Will it self-destruct in 60 seconds?
If it raises Lefty Blood Pressure, I want in.
Oh Oh! I remember!
I just discovered your site a few days ago, so I haven’t posted anything yet. I would like to be part of this special mission/psychological experiment/performance art. I offer my sevices as an irritant.
PS: I tried e-mailing you directly at the address above, but it kept coming back “undeliverable”.
I’m a long time reader and sometimes commenter but I don’t want to be a part of this. Why? It’s a secret!
Kinda curious as to what this is.
I want in. Pretty please.
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.
I completed the first part of my mission – To sleep with super models and shoot monkeys with high powered riffles. Now I’m ready for the next mission. I love this secret club.
…I thought it was shoot the supermodels….