What DUmmies and Kos-monuts see when they imagine black Republicans.
(Normally, the monkeys would appear more docile, but in this case the “progressives” also imagined that they had just pelted them with Oreos, as per standard operating procedure….)
“Punch US in the face and you’ll be pulling back a stump, infidel pig-dog!”
Charlie’s Angels 3: Poo-flinging in Aruba
Aaaaaaarrrrghhh! We’re cute, dammit! Say it!
AlaskaNick,
Actually, I don’t know of any monkey scientist say we evolved from. Everything is a branch off the same path, but nothing seem to be on that path.
Monkey 1: And a-one, and a-two, and a-three Monkey 2: Ba-bum bum bum All Monkeys: Ba-by on board, how I’ve adored (bum bum bum)
That sign on my car’s windowpane
A bounce in my step, loaded with pep
‘Cause I’m driving in the (Monkey 3 harmonizes) carpool lane
Call me a square, friend I don’t care (bum bum bum)
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored
I’m telling you it’s mighty nice
Each trip’s a trip to paradise
With my ba-by on board! reference
In addition to the Photoshop “clone” tool, Adnan Hajj has also learned how to use the Gaussian blur filter so he can make it look like there was more than one monkey.
That picture reminds me of the time I watched a bunch of stupid guys (freinds) trying to take an up close photo of some wild Pakistani baboons. I never saw the guys run so fast. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Tonight the “Ladies” of The View welcome Al Gore to the show to discuss how you can save the planet by not wearing evil make-up because it is made of petroleum products sold by HALLIBURTON and endangered whale blubber. They also preview scientific studies which show that women in make-up just get men all overheated and are one of the main causes of Global Warming.
“Same expression as Islamic Rage Boy, but better dental hygiene.”
I can’t believe we all wore the same damn outfit!
“If ONE picture of Joe Lieberman in blackface won us the primary, just think of how far we can go with THREE! ‘Congratulations, President Lamont.'”
you really think mine look worse than Barbara Streisands
What DUmmies and Kos-monuts see when they imagine black Republicans.
(Normally, the monkeys would appear more docile, but in this case the “progressives” also imagined that they had just pelted them with Oreos, as per standard operating procedure….)
Damn it! Who flushed a copy of “Curious George”? You know how they like to seethe!
Nancy Pelosi’s “smile coaches”.
As it turns out, monkeys really were stealing Grandpa’s dentures.
“Stop insulting ISLAM !!”
Fixodent: Strong enough for a human, made for a monkey.
Ahmadinajad, Chavez and Castro publicly denounce the West on its policies concerning defense…
I am Nancy Pelosi and I WILL rule the House!!!!!!
Dictator Kim jong II, Pseudo-President Mahmood Almaninajad, and communist leader Hugo Chavez pose for picture at UN.
“Punch US in the face and you’ll be pulling back a stump, infidel pig-dog!”
Charlie’s Angels 3: Poo-flinging in Aruba
Aaaaaaarrrrghhh! We’re cute, dammit! Say it!
wee weel win een november an throw poo een ur face!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nancy Pelosi, Hilary Clinton, and Janet Reno in their Sunday finest!
This is what we evolved from?
AlaskaNick,
Actually, I don’t know of any monkey scientist say we evolved from. Everything is a branch off the same path, but nothing seem to be on that path.
Barbra Streisand forgot to wear a bra again.
Just in time for the season:
“Happy Holidays from Hilary, Bill, and Chelsea Clinton.”
Monkey’s agree…democRATS are all homos!
UNNN ARRGHGHGHGHHHG RAAAAGGGHHHHHHH GNASH GNASH GNASH GNASH GNAT oohohohOOHOH AHHHA AAHH AAHHH AHHH
Transcript of DNC leadership meeting.
Monkey 1: And a-one, and a-two, and a-three
Monkey 2: Ba-bum bum bum
All Monkeys: Ba-by on board, how I’ve adored (bum bum bum)
That sign on my car’s windowpane
A bounce in my step, loaded with pep
‘Cause I’m driving in the (Monkey 3 harmonizes) carpool lane
Call me a square, friend I don’t care (bum bum bum)
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored
I’m telling you it’s mighty nice
Each trip’s a trip to paradise
With my ba-by on board!
reference
Look! It’s the 3 Wise Men of the Democratic Party:
Billy Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore.
The new pages on capitol hill may throw poop, but they don’t turn on many of the congressmen.
Carville, Begala, and Foley go ape, grow hair in October Surprise fever swamp!
There’s a Foley/beastiality joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
Three taliban members are seen leaving a barber shop after a clean beard shaving…
Republican favorite animal: golden retriever
Democrats favorite animal: bonobo
All kidding aside, Frank, those are truly some scary-ass monkeys you found there.
The face of the new Democrat party.
Ford. GM. Chrysler.
And they wonder why everyone’s buying Toyotas now….
The three most beautiful of the 72 virgins.
Why do you keep calling us a barbershop quartet when we only have three members?
In addition to the Photoshop “clone” tool, Adnan Hajj has also learned how to use the Gaussian blur filter so he can make it look like there was more than one monkey.
“Madame Trousseau’s Wax Museum has really gone downhill. That’s supposed to be the Three Stooges???”
As Cindy Sheehan reached to remove the fourth veil, even Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy and Harry Reid begged her not to–
Hey, you kids! Get away from our monolith!
Hey, you kids! Get away from our monolith!
Before and after.
“Try putting those tu-tu’s on us, and you’ll pull away a bloody stump.”
Three out of three monkeys agree – Crest is the best!
Three million years out of Africa, and you’re still stuck on stupid. Evolve! Vote Republican!
Air America’s new on-air talent – they work for less money, are much more intelligent, and have better personal hygiene.
The reason spacemonkey moved to outer space.
ITS BUSH’S FAULT
Crap, I thought Rogaine was the stuff that removed hair!
The day the burkha was invented.
Chris Wallace with siblings. Photo taken by Keith Olbermann.
Heeeeeeeyyy, macaca-rena!!
How the three network news anchors really look when you wear the
special sunglasses.
Want gums like these? Use LISTERINE.
“So like John before him, this Jesus must die!”
I don’t CARE if Cheeney brought his hunting rifle. We’re not going to be intimidated. Now… show me ANGRY!
and then their dentures fell out.
CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!
“Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble” chant Steisand, O’Donnel and Sheehan on the full moon.
That picture reminds me of the time I watched a bunch of stupid guys (freinds) trying to take an up close photo of some wild Pakistani baboons. I never saw the guys run so fast. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Nancy, Harry, and Howard promise tough stance in the GWOT.
Photo by Reuters (No Photoshop)
Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi sing out the chorus of “I am Woman, hear me Roar!”
Missing link explaining English smiles.
The Dixie Chicks without their makeup…
The “Dixie Chicks” released their new album, “No More Makeup and No More Bush!”
Darth ya beat me to it!
Who says you can’t show representations of Muhammad?
Tonight the “Ladies” of The View welcome Al Gore to the show to discuss how you can save the planet by not wearing evil make-up because it is made of petroleum products sold by HALLIBURTON and endangered whale blubber. They also preview scientific studies which show that women in make-up just get men all overheated and are one of the main causes of Global Warming.
Hamas Council on Foreign Relations ministers speaking at Palestinian rally. Rough translation “KILL THE JOOZ”.
Quiet fools, the Islamic Council of Iran is speaking.