Sure, Saddam got tossed out of the courtroom once again, making the arrest of the genocidal madman asp aopposed to shooting him and filling in his spider-hole seem like a huge mistake in retrospect. But of all the outbursts, a dollop of wisdom from one of his co-defendants:
A third defendant, Ali Hassan al-Majid, declared: “I want to see the sentence passed now. I wish to be executed and finish with this court.”
No, really, why not go Caecescu on his ass? Or let him self-medicate like Milosevic did?
Or is someone filming a reality show starring these guys for Al-Jazeerah or something?

Pork…the other white meat! Lots and lots of pork for these guys and THEN effect the sentence!
OK…I’m not playing around anymore…who replaced my cyanide capsule with “PopRocks”? This is serious! Stop fooling around!
Ever seen “Snatch?” Feed ’em to the pigs. Alive.
You are hereby sentanced to serve life as Rosie O’Dumbell’s personal cabana boy without possibilty to commit suicide.