Straight Line of the Day: A Secret You Intended To Take To the Grave With You Is: … Posted by Oppo on 2 February 2022, 12:00 pm (Meh; don’t worry. No one but friends are reading this anyway.) Straight Line of the Day: A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … I’ll begin: Hillary Clinton aaaaauuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * ghhhhh 2
…that thing that happened in Vegas once but as you know of course what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..it’s the unwritten law. 2 Reply to this comment
A Secret You Intended To Take To the Grave With You Is: … I always smuggle crib notes when I’m taking blood tests. 4 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … the best egg salad recipe. Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … the location of the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh… 1 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … nothing of importance to you, peasant. Reply to this comment
…that I’m not a monster. In fact, I have the heart of a small child… I keep it in a box under my bed. 3 Reply to this comment
…that I once avoided a bear attack employing only the use of a small .22 pistol…. Not so much the person I was with that I shot in the knee. 4 Reply to this comment
I once shot a moose in my pajamas. I’ll never tell how the moose got into my pajamas. 4 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … whether there was an actual duplicate key. 3 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … the name of my sled. 5 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … if it is truly Basil and not Basil. 3 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … what the last sign on the moon will be. 1 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … I ain’t going alone. 2 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … I try to keep my ears clean but every now and then a tater just rolls out of there unexpected. 1 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … …Still a secret – I ain’t dead yet. 2 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … The name of the color that is a whiter shade of pale. How to tell the difference between coffee and Folgers Crystals. 3 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: … Who actually let the dogs out…… 3 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is… …what Cross Eyed Johnny did to Jimmy the Otter in the alley behind MacGillicuddy’s back in August of ’94. 1 Reply to this comment
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is … …how to fit this much sexy into a single body. 3 Reply to this comment
Darth Vader is my father.
Darth Vader is my Mother.
The emu is the love child of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol and walruskkkch
You should also shut up about that time you made out with your sister.
…that thing that happened in Vegas once but as you know of course what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..it’s the unwritten law.
My meat loaf recipe.
A Secret You Intended To Take To the Grave With You Is: …
I always smuggle crib notes when I’m taking blood tests.
What really happened to Ben Gunn.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
the best egg salad recipe.
Paprika.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
the Emu safe word.
It sure isn’t “Oh God, no…. please have mercy…no… aaaaaaaaaaahhhggg…”
By God how did you….
nope. Hehehehehehe.
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
the location of the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh…
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
my bitcoin password.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
nothing of importance to you, peasant.
…”Boys have penises, girls have vaginas…”
What the “2%” in 2% milk really is. (Hint: you don’t wanna know either)
It’s 2% milk. What I want to know is what’s the other 98%.
Good old fashioned cow juice.
Or Bull juice as the case may be.
Water.
…that I’m not a monster. In fact, I have the heart of a small child… I keep it in a box under my bed.
…that I once avoided a bear attack employing only the use of a small .22 pistol…. Not so much the person I was with that I shot in the knee.
I once shot a moose in my pajamas.
I’ll never tell how the moose got into my pajamas.
That’ll leave a Marx
…why fire trucks are red.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
whether there was an actual duplicate key.
Yummmm…. Strawberries!
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
what’s in the box.
It’s a cat – condition unknown…
I think I see where this one is headed.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
the name of my sled.
Tulip Bulb?
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
if it is truly Basil and not Basil.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
what the last sign on the moon will be.
I discovered that Kelner had the missing evidence in the Hillary case.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
I ain’t going alone.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
I try to keep my ears clean but every now and then a tater just rolls out of there unexpected.
…I was sure Dirty Harry had already fired six shots.
I have a picture of LBJ behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
…Still a secret – I ain’t dead yet.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
The name of the color that is a whiter shade of pale.
How to tell the difference between coffee and Folgers Crystals.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is: …
Who actually let the dogs out……
There is a spoon
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is…
…what Cross Eyed Johnny did to Jimmy the Otter in the alley behind MacGillicuddy’s back in August of ’94.
A secret you intended to take to the grave with you is …
…how to fit this much sexy into a single body.
It puts on the lotion, or it gets the hose?
A secret. Why the hell do you think they call it a secret? Duh.