“Ahoy Mr. Walrus, Got tonight’s clip from the boat for you.”
“What boat is that?
“The Clipper, of course.”
“Miss Munro you are to stop hanging around Oppo from now on. Are we clear?”
“Crystal.”
And on the more serious note.
I take mine with no ice.Security Guard Accused of Drawing Eyes on Faceless Figures in $1M Painting
WashingtonExaminer.com | February 09, 2022 | Virginia AabramOfficials at the Yeltsin Center in Yekaterinburg in central Russia announced Monday they believe the perpetrator was a private security guard who, during his first day on the job, added eyes to the faceless figures with a ballpoint pen. He has since been fired, and the Three Figures painting, done by Anna Leporskaya between 1932 and 1934, has been sent back to Moscow for restoration.
The painting is insured for nearly $1 million and was on loan from the State Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow.
Straight Line of the Day: If you were left alone in an art museum overnight,…
