..He’ll announce again that he was a trucker and offer to drive and lead the truckers into D.C….honk..honk…oh look..something shiny…oh where were we going?…Afghanistan? or…you know..the thing..the place..cmon man..I’m “Putin” my pedal to the..oh..ice cream…
…will be something cats won’t like one bit.
…he will pull a diaper out of a hat using String Theory Principals to a bunch of third graders.
He threatens to take Putin behind the gym and give him the Cornpop treatment
… insisting on an early hard lid every day, to leave the press guessing…
… boxing Putin into a corner by unleashing the Kamala…
… commuting to Washington from Delaware every day by train…
…just being in two states at the same time in the White House is a pretty good trick…. Brain Dead… and Mostly Brain Dead…
I would l have thought it was brain dead and really brain dead. Joe couldn’t have a coherent thought if you put 4 million volts through him.
…he will now make his tapioca pudding disappear… That’s a good boy.
….he will check to see if a pu$$y is still alive in Dr. Jill’s box.
still not the hair that entertains him most…distant 3rd place
…Nod will team up with Winkin’ and Blinken to terrify the Rooskis.
All press conferences will feature a cardboard cut-out of his back strategically placed near the door.
Biden has Industrial Light & Magic create the first CGI SOTU complete with wildly applauding attendees surpassing Reifenstahl’s Triumph Of The Will
Win the 2020 election
….invention of the mashed potato and gravy volcano.
The next trick from our Schrödinger president: …
is a Beethoven piano sonata. Oh wait, that’s Schroeder.
My bad.
The next trick from our Schrödinger president: …
rolling over for the Rooskis for his usual 10%.
The next trick from our Schrödinger president: …
will be… oops, he’s fallen asleep. Better come back tomorrow.
The next trick from our Schrödinger president: …
Will be to tell you to not pay attention to the man behind the curtain.
..He’ll announce again that he was a trucker and offer to drive and lead the truckers into D.C….honk..honk…oh look..something shiny…oh where were we going?…Afghanistan? or…you know..the thing..the place..cmon man..I’m “Putin” my pedal to the..oh..ice cream…