Ex-Bank CEO: $220,000 Spent at Strip Clubs Was Business Expense
NY Post | 25 Jan 2022 | Ariel ZilberA one-time Swiss banking CEO who is on trial for fraud now says that the nearly $220,000 he spent at strip clubs was a legitimate business expense.
Meanwhile, Swiss prosecutors have also alleged that Vincenz ran up a $4,500 hotel bill that included repairs to the room after he and a stripper he was dating at the time got into a “massive” fight that caused significant damage.
Prosecutors want the 65-year-old Vincenz and his co-defendants to pay restitution totaling $77 million and serve six years in prison.
All seven who have been charged are denying the allegations.
Straight Line of the Day: Other legitimate expenses this CEO could claim:
Antibiotics he was prescribed following those legitimate strip club business meetings.
STD treatments.
Zoom meetings with Jeffrey Toobin.
Depreciation on the stripper’s implants
Deflationary pressure.
Well if hookers are covered so should the blow.
Education expenses for CRT and “No Means NO!” training…
Travel expenses for CRT and “No Means NO!” immersive training in exotic locales (or businesses)…
Lawyers, guns, and money…
The stripper has hit the fan
How was he to know she was with the Russians too!
Commissary expenses for your “personal bodyguard” in the joint…
He was in the desert on the edge of Vegas when the drugs and Swiss cheese began to kick in…
. . . Obscury? . . .
That’s Tuesday around here…
Seriously?
Do you not look at the Cartoons and memes posts?
“Costs” incurred for travel to Delaware that mysteriously only occur
on the weekends.
… and the ten-percent solution.
Of course….
Consultant fees for Hunter Biden.
(Though it is unclear to the principals who was consulting who.)
Mile-High Business Class upgrades . . . Pink Cadillac Uber upgrades . . . Swiss francs ‘n’ beans team-building camp-outs . . literal golden parachutes.
Misunderstood Equity and Incollusion goals.
“Another audit??? I thought you said have another Audi.”
A million bucks blown at the blackjack table proves the house always wins, and is therefore a good investment for the company.
That R&D budget could fund more casino research, ya know.
Expense Code 8058: Orifice Supplies.
Fees for all those withdrawals from those strip club ATMs.
Laundry “fees”: $375,550.00
(wonder what got laundered?)
$1,000,000 in socks and towels to Epstein, to encourage him not to kill himself.
…purchase of Mitt Romney’s binders full of women
… a luxury large wooden badger.
VRBO rental of Epstein’s island
69 round trip flights to little St. James (Epstein’s) Island.
Taxidermy fees for an Emu.
Didn’t know the Emu was taking trophies…
A ” Fang Fang Bang Bang”..Eric said it was very relaxing and good for business..