Box of Human Heads Stolen From a Truck in Denver
KDVR | Carly MooreIt was near 23rd Avenue around 11 a.m. Thursday morning, when Denver Police said someone broke into a box truck and took a dolly and a box of human remains.
Sources told KDVR/KWGN it was a blue and white cardboard box about 20 x 15 x18 inches with “Science Care” written on the sides.
Inside the box? Human heads.
Science Care is a program for donating bodies to science to help improve scientific research and education. FOX31 has reached out to the company to learn more about the intended destination.
Straight Line of the Day: Does anyone have a confession to make?
What’s in the box truck?!
Its an unexplained mystery. People’s heads are falling off in Denver and the CDC is blaming all the pot shops for selling some bad edibles.
I’m just out here in the mean streets, trying to get a head…
Sounds like a head job.
Hey, I am the local head guy …
“Brrraaaiiinnns…”
I am Jake Chansley’s wardrobe and make-up advisor.
Mrs. Jill That’s Doctor!!! Jill Biden has confessed to seeking a brain, to be used for medicinal purposes, only. She further explained the one presently used, by “a friend”, obtained from a Abby Normal has been unsatisfactory since 1974.
I don’t actually love Brandon as much as I claim.
One of them is Jimmy Hoffa, not sure about the rest.
Come to Denver they said, you can get a head they said…
I may have inadvertently let the dogs out….
I have to confess… I never really gave it a second thought.
I shot the Sheriff… but I didn’t shoot the Deputy.
…also that I really wouldn’t do it for Randolph Scott.
. . . well i did just listen to the audiobook of “that hideous strength”
…just one word… Napster.
But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I sometime take my steak a tad less than rare.
….I left my heart in San Francisco and my head in Denver.
I’m totally against apologizing for ANYTHING! I’m sorry, that’s just the way I roll …
I expected the story to include a line about the General Manager of TV station KDVR asks where is the rest of our mascots?
Did anybody check the topless bars?