Biden To Speak With Chinese President Xi Jinping Friday
CNN | March 17, 2022 | Nikki CarvajalPresident Joe Biden will speak with Chinese President Xi Jinping Friday for their first known discussion in months, the White House said Thursday.
Straight Line of the Day: So Biden’s going to wake up and chat With Xi. How might that go?
Sir, President Xi is on the line.
Who?
Xi.
Forget their pronoun, what’s their name?
Xi.
Yes, the Korean…uh…Asian…you know…the Chinese guy.
What?
Their name is What?
“His predecessor was Hu.”
Who are you?
Who, Hu?
Hu who?
He’s on first base.
They may share a lid. (Check your urban dictionary)
Yes. Brandon will wake up with some Folgers Crystals and Cap’n Crunch cereal then tell Xi “Hey did you hear the latest Xi?!”. “We have them Kamakazi Drones ready to fly up Putins Ying Yang”!
“C’Mao, man!”
So Biden’s going to wake up and chat With Xi. How might that go?
“Alright fat, let’s make this quick, It’s Friday and I gotta get to Delaware!”
So Biden’s going to wake up and chat With Xi. How might that go?
Not well.
So Biden’s going to wake up and chat With Xi. How might that go?
It will surprise Xi, Joe’s hasn’t be awake for 2 years.
Two hours later, he’ll want to chat again…
“No, Mr. Biden, I expect your economy to die…”
With breakfast chat you get eggrolled.
Biden: “I appreciate your clamping down on the wiggers. I don’t like ’em either, man.”
Xi: “Did your audio cut out, or are you doing that creepy whisper?”
Biden (reading teleprompter): “Chairman Eleven, . . . “
This the Chinese guy? Yeah, I gotta tell you I really like your noodles. You know, I once worked…ah…worked in a Japanese…I mean a Chinese restaurant. I didn’t know the language. All I heard was ching chong ching chong. It was wild man.
“Can I get my 10% directly this time, so I don’t have to go through that idiot Hunter? No, he doesn’t want a laptop for his birthday! Hey, what’s so funny?”
About as well as Alec Baldwin given a gun on the set of a movie.
Just wait until Xi puts the hammer down…
That’s just sickle.
So Biden’s going to wake up and chat With Xi. How might that go?
…About like his bout with Corn Pop.
Xi: Thanks for putting out the good China for me.
Biden: Xi, your wife’s hair smells terrific.
Xi: “How dare you call me a sham Pooh? Of course you realize, this means war!”