NASA Admits it May be Time To Study Sex in Space as Experts Claim It’s “Crucial” for Long-Haul Missions to the Moon and Mars
Daily Mail | 9 March 2022 | Ryan Morrison
NASA says it is considering studying sex in space, as it is ‘crucial’ for future long-haul missions to the Moon and Mars, that could see astronauts away from Earth for years.
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NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously categorically insisted that ‘no humans have ever had sex in space’.
Straight Line of the Day: Sex in Space…
…is better than Lost In Space.
Did you mean “Lust in Space”?
Is long haul a mission requirement?
… requires more docking skills than you might think…
… and a deft use of thrusters…
Sex in Space…
will be on Pay per View to finance future journeys to infinity and beyond!
Sex in Space…
is detailed in the “benefits” package.
Sex in Space…
at no extra charge.
Sex in Space…
will entice Hunter to change careers.
… would be less awkward if they could get HAL to stop watching…
“I’m sorry Dave…. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“I’m lustin’ for the thrustin'” is the hot new pick up line at the star bar
…out of this world.
…heavenly.
“…to be had with every being encountered”. – Captain James T. Kirk
…for the right amount of money Emu would do it.
…let’s just not cross it with Pigs In Space.
More bacon is a good thing…
Unless it’s the President of the USA in the new Star Trek offering.
…coming to TV this summer, the new blockbuster sitcom…. Lost my Load In Space.
Is it as good as Turd Floaters in Space?
…without rings around Uranus.
Sex in Space…
But not with Dr. Smith (I think he’s a little light in the loafers, if you get my meaning).
Smith would identify as female today…a self-loathing nasty mean female like Hillary.
I’m guessing you haven’t seen the reboot. Dr. Smith has apparently transitioned. FYI: The show is awful.
Georgia governor wannabe Stacey Abrams will be playing President Shamu of United Earth in an upcoming woke-awful Star Trek Discovery episode, the thought of which should nix that study for all time. Talk about where no man has gone before.
From the script, presuming the Enterprise gets off the ground in the first place:
“Spock, where are the Klingons?” “Captain, they are busy hiding their food.”
“Does this galaxy make me look fat?”
“Transporter warning . . . transporter warning . . . one at a time, please”
“Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.”
“Say, any way to speed up this meal synthesizing thingee?”
Give it a year, she will be saying she was robbed and she’s not conceding her Emmy.
‘no humans have ever had sex in space’
– NASA Spokesman Bill Clinton –
Depends on what the definition of “in” is.
Followed by: “I did not have sex with that Martian.”
…no one can hear you scream.
Where no man has gone before. At least with those pronouns.
I like big asteroids and cannot lie.
My air tank is a real doll.
Volunteers on a missionary to Mars.
Ohh great. Another letter for the LGBTTQRR++I
“That’s one small schtup for man . . . “
“Houston, we’re going to be doing a little extra vehicular activity.”
“Houston, we’ve got a Projectile Dysfunction.”
All I can say is they should save that study until the end of the mission. That’s a small place to be trapped with someone’s upset feelings.
… sure makes it easy to get the angles just right.
Astronaut training just got a lot more fun!
Just beware of gimbal lock…
Sex in space…. Means doggy style and reverse cowgirl are the same position.
Moon Doggy!
Sex in Space…
not that much fun with an all male crew.
To most people.
Sex in Space…
has no limits.
Sex in Space…
is out of this world.
Sex in Space…
is worth the price of the ticket.
Sex in Space…
to keep you entertained on the way back from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Star Trek: Deep Space 69
Zero-Gee Whee
There is no Zero G spot.
Will disappoint your partner just as much as it does here on Earth, Timmy.
Sex in Space…
…an Irwin Allen production.
Sex in Space will call for:
wearing safety glasses 24/7 from errant baby batter shots floating around the cabin for several days..Incoming!!!
which will also call for the air scrubber intakes requiring constant scraping off….or it will make you breathless..