Well, the sociopath in me says that a mush headed mouthpiece with a large audience is a powerful tool. It’s easy to influence them to believe what you want, and easy for them to influence others.
Social control through a few key points of entry.
Uhh I mean, celebrities are super smart. You should listen to them.
Well, most celebrities have a lot of free time on their hands, so they can take a deep dive in and really study the issues and policy positions they are advocating.
It’s a shame none of them have the requisite mental capacity.
. . . they get their opinions from the MSM and unicorns and the White House Easter bunny and Mother Jones and Greenpeace and annoying Greta and Karl Marx, and all those sources have been thoroughly fact checked as 100% true by Politico and Snopes, so celebrity credibility is as believable as Brandon’s MSM reported 40% approval rating . . .
Well they’re painted up, there’s glitz and tits and curled their pubic hair,
Celebrities know it all, Lord knows they really care,
So when they preach, best listen up or,
They’ll drive the Rolls to town..
Farting cows…or is that redundant and an insult to cows?
…in an attempt to appeal to a wider audience in the Jewish and Muslim communities they are going to remake Footloose except without Bacon.
Well, the sociopath in me says that a mush headed mouthpiece with a large audience is a powerful tool. It’s easy to influence them to believe what you want, and easy for them to influence others.
Social control through a few key points of entry.
Uhh I mean, celebrities are super smart. You should listen to them.
Cause everybody wants to know what Spicoli thinks.
Hollywood Celebrity Opinions — A Valuable National Resource Because…
laughter is the best medicine.
Because all our other national resources are federally regulated out of existence.
Because they say so.
Because of you can’t trust someone who pretends to be other people to tell it to you straight, who can you trust?
Well, most celebrities have a lot of free time on their hands, so they can take a deep dive in and really study the issues and policy positions they are advocating.
It’s a shame none of them have the requisite mental capacity.
… they can all read a teleprompter better than Joe Biden, and he’s the President, right?
Hollywood celebrity opinions — a valuable national resource because…
Everyone needs a simple way to know what NOT to do.
. . . they get their opinions from the MSM and unicorns and the White House Easter bunny and Mother Jones and Greenpeace and annoying Greta and Karl Marx, and all those sources have been thoroughly fact checked as 100% true by Politico and Snopes, so celebrity credibility is as believable as Brandon’s MSM reported 40% approval rating . . .
… because no one can ever turn off the ******* spigot!
Well they’re painted up, there’s glitz and tits and curled their pubic hair,
Celebrities know it all, Lord knows they really care,
So when they preach, best listen up or,
They’ll drive the Rolls to town..
( sung to the tune of Ruby by Kenny Rogers..)
…they sort of calibrate the conversation by letting you know where zero is on the informed participant scale.
Hollywood celebrity opinions — a valuable national resource because…
it’s an inexhaustible supply.
Hollywood celebrity opinions — a valuable national resource because…
we can’t tap anything else.
Hollywood Celebrity Opinions — A Valuable National Resource Because…
With the fertilizer shortage how are you going to get things to grow….
…Disney’s Mouse Un-American Activities Committee has worked so hard to expose all the truth tellers, Christians and patriots.
…commies gotta commie, groomers gotta groom, and the man is trying to keep a woke white wanker down.