Decorations he made in the kitchen using old egg cartons, construction paper, glitter, and a pair of blunt safety scissors. Dr. Jill helped with the glue ups since he has a habit of eating the paste.
Taking the podium Joe clears his throat and says ” My fellow Americans, in honour of Christmas being 152 days away, I wish to announce that you should start shopping now or it won’t arrive in time. I have also directed that the words on the teleprompter will now appear in red and green…look around with smile,wink with one eye only and keep finger out of nose”
… white papers and red ink…
His feces…much to the dismay of his staffers.
Easter eggs.
Decorations he made in the kitchen using old egg cartons, construction paper, glitter, and a pair of blunt safety scissors. Dr. Jill helped with the glue ups since he has a habit of eating the paste.
… icons of Barack and Michelle Obama…
…bows to Ali.
Wrecked the walls.
10% rebate coupons good at any foreign laundromat.
…all the pictures of people he has sniffed since 1971.
They’re going to need to add wallspace.
… colorful, contagious pathogens…
. . . Kamala’s new drapes
Not one picture of that other grandbaby
Biden Is Already Decorating the White House With…
Life Alert pendants
Empty cribs in a manger.
. . . sofas from the Goodwill Store, so Taco Jill can get new fashion ideas
. . . illegal alien labor. Every day is Breakfast Taco Tuesday! The WH Easter Bunny is now dressed as a Pander Bear.
… MAGA hats (“They’re so festive!”)
Taking the podium Joe clears his throat and says ” My fellow Americans, in honour of Christmas being 152 days away, I wish to announce that you should start shopping now or it won’t arrive in time. I have also directed that the words on the teleprompter will now appear in red and green…look around with smile,wink with one eye only and keep finger out of nose”