The birds starving because of bidens disastrous policies have turned to eating humans instead of seeds, bugs because humans are in direct conflict with them. Starring kathy griffith, brad pitt and greta thornberg as the president of Green Commune.
Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and the Gang of 4 re-enact the Blazing Saddles (Blazing Addled) bean eating, campfire scene. Hillary makes an appearance as Mongo.
Wide camera angle: Joe & Jill are having an argument. Joe, seated, both facing away from the camera
JILL’S VOICE
I won’t have you bringing strange
young girls in for supper…
(an ugly, sneering
note creeps into the
voice)
…by candlelight, I suppose, in the
cheap erotic fashion of young men
with cheap, erotic minds!
JOE'S VOICE
Mother, please...
JILL'S VOICE
And then what? After supper, music?
Whispers?
JOE'S VOICE
Mother, she’s just a coworker…
and the vice president…
WOMAN'S VOICE
(mimicking cruelly)
Mother, she’s just a coworker!
(hard, cruel again)
As if men don’t desire coworkers, as
if… oh, I refuse to speak of
disgusting things because they disgust
me! You understand, Boy?
Joe’s chair spins to reveal a long ago deceased, skeletal Joe Biden
A nosy reporter notices that there is an uptick in carpal tunnel syndrome among Democrat vote counters that just happened to coincide with the last election. That’s when the carefully crafted story begins to unravel…
The calls are coming from inside the House!
…and the ring tones all have the same Twilight Zone app!!
…all I got is the name of movie: The Joey Horror Picture Show starring Biden as Riff Raff. (bring 3 mail-in-ballots and get in free)
The birds starving because of bidens disastrous policies have turned to eating humans instead of seeds, bugs because humans are in direct conflict with them. Starring kathy griffith, brad pitt and greta thornberg as the president of Green Commune.
Girls have a sleepover in negligees. Because, you know, there’s a psycho killer on the loose.
If there is family around, is it Joe or Hunter playing the lead role and is Jill reprising her role as babysitter…
Cary (NEA) Grant runs through a cornfield, pursued by a LBQ-Bi-Plane.
A loan shark hovers off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard, waiting for payback from the Obamas.
Joe Biden shrugging with palms up, and his deer in the headlights look, saying, “What Election?”
Nancy Pelosi as the cow being slaughter in Apoplexy Now.
Maybe Nancy’s Botox injections could develop a mind of their own.
Chucky Schumer makes an appearance.
Trump sitting on his yacht, whispering, ‘Rosebud’.
… zoom out, Rosebud is the name of his $50 Million yacht.
Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and the Gang of 4 re-enact the Blazing Saddles (Blazing Addled) bean eating, campfire scene. Hillary makes an appearance as Mongo.
..Joe Biden is disqualified early and with everyone holding their nose, is asked to leave the campfire area…
… The Democratic House congressman decide to build a large wooden Michele Obama.
Hollow, fragile, empty, useless, laughable? I mean what they modeled it after.
On Halloween, Democrat women don’t need costumes.
All that is needed are ideas for scenes. . . .
Ritualistic human sacrifice, conducted daily at Planned Parenthood.
All that is needed are ideas for scenes. . . .
How about a scene where a Jason Voorhees/Michael Meyers stand in starts slashing….
….the budget!
Wide camera angle: Joe & Jill are having an argument. Joe, seated, both facing away from the camera
JILL’S VOICE
I won’t have you bringing strange
young girls in for supper…
(an ugly, sneering
note creeps into the
voice)
…by candlelight, I suppose, in the
cheap erotic fashion of young men
with cheap, erotic minds!
JOE'S VOICEMother, please...
JILL'S VOICE
And then what? After supper, music?
Whispers?
JOE'S VOICE
Mother, she’s just a coworker…
and the vice president…
WOMAN'S VOICE
(mimicking cruelly)
Mother, she’s just a coworker!
(hard, cruel again)
As if men don’t desire coworkers, as
if… oh, I refuse to speak of
disgusting things because they disgust
me! You understand, Boy?
Joe’s chair spins to reveal a long ago deceased, skeletal Joe Biden
A nosy reporter notices that there is an uptick in carpal tunnel syndrome among Democrat vote counters that just happened to coincide with the last election. That’s when the carefully crafted story begins to unravel…
Democrats rename the Department of Just Us.