We went to Pennsylvania to ask voters how they’re feeling. Here’s what we learned
NPR | July 30, 2024 | Obed Manuel, Steve InskeepWe knocked on doors, visited local parks and attractions and even attended a family dinner.
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How Are You Feeling, Pennsylvanians?”
Steelers & Eagles fans: “We are feeling great because our teams are badass and will kick ass our ways to the Super Bowl then kick each other’s asses.”
“I feel confident, Lord willing, that we will have Zechariah’s new barn completed before sunset.”
–Lancaster County, PA, resident Emil Yoder.
“Ah ain’t got shot today. So far, s’aight”
– Philadelphia Resident, D’Maquious Jackson –
Three different answers:
Philadelphia – “F You, You F!”
Pittsburgh – “Go Stillers!”
Everywhere else – Only the sound of banjos.
“Who are you people? Why are you at our table? Stop taking seconds before the rest of us get firsts!”
Bunch of sorry Double Dippers!
“Not too great, with the Philly cheesesteak wars heating up again…”
“Talk about too old – does Paul George have anything left in the tank?”
Come on to Philly, we put some lead in yo Pennsyl.
“We’re having to reprint 50 million fake ballots, how do you think we feel?”
How Are You Feeling, Pennsylvanians?
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