… and when they invent Touch-O-Vision, I won’t object to that, either.

American ballerina left out of Russia prisoner swap pleads guilty to treason: report
Fox | 07 Aug 2024 | Greg Norman

A U.S.-Russian ballerina who was not part of last week’s massive prisoner swap between Russia and the West has pleaded guilty Wednesday to a treason charge, reports say…

Karelina, a dual-citizen, lives in Los Angeles but was detained while visiting family in Russia in February. Authorities claim that Karelina raised money for the Ukrainian army and took part in “public actions” that supported Ukraine while in the U.S….

authorities reportedly examined Karelina’s phone, producing photos that appear to show her at an anti-Putin and anti-war protest in Los Angeles, where she was holding a sign declaring, “We want peace.”

One pro-Putin news outlet indicated that the charge related to money she sent to a Ukrainian charity – a total sum of $51.80.

Save the “Oppo’s Mom” jokes until Tuesday. I think it’ll make a good Straight Line of the Day.

I don’t mean be sexy and worth billions. I mean this:

“My fear of violence has continued into my personal life,” Swift said. “I carry QuikClot army grade bandage dressing, which is for gunshot or stab wounds.”

— NBC

Where does she hide it?

Some things will never, ever age. Even if you do.

You — you yourself — are on a desert island with no real competition to speak of.

Where’s the real Ginger?

And you:

They couldn’t show any lower in the photo because of his member.

You had me at “Send No Money.”