I heard he’s a former college professor in literature with dementia and all he does all day is repeat – “Wheat bread or white bread..THAT
is the question.”
Listen see, when I told you he better have my bread or I’d give him the onions you should’ve known what I meant. Didn’t you read through the pamphlet after you got made? Vito, get this joker a pamphlet.
I heard he’s a former college professor in literature with dementia and all he does all day is repeat – “Wheat bread or white bread..THAT
is the question.”
This riddle is too advanced. I was told there would be no group recitations.
(What does it even mean?)
Hmmm… If the image doesn’t display on your screen, the quote is going to be very mysterious, indeed.
This is my sports coat, these are my leeks.
It says I’m an old goat, they’re why my breath reeks
I have a gun, those are some scallions
This deal don’t go through, I’ll shoot your medallions
I dress like a mobster, and scallions are great. You cross me, you goomba, you’ll end up in a crate
Wait for it…
“So I stuck a scallion in my hatband, which was the style at the time. “
Listen see, when I told you he better have my bread or I’d give him the onions you should’ve known what I meant. Didn’t you read through the pamphlet after you got made? Vito, get this joker a pamphlet.
“This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.”
Rocco Lampone, wishing he’d taken the gun and the cannoli.