First week in the books and we had more commentary than probably all the previous groups. Let us soldier on.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Taylor Swift | 1 – 0 – 0 | 83 | 83.00 | 21 | 83.00-21.00 |
| Iggy Azalea | 1 – 0 – 0 | 81 | 81.00 | 14 | 81.00-14.00 |
| Billie Eilish | 1 – 0 – 0 | 80 | 80.00 | 28 | 80.00-28.00 |
| Selena Gomez | 1 – 0 – 0 | 59 | 59.00 | 49 | 59.00-49.00 |
| Camila Cabello | 0 – 1 – 0 | 49 | 49.00 | 59 | 49.00-59.00 |
| Doja Cat | 0 – 1 – 0 | 28 | 28.00 | 80 | 28.00-80.00 |
| Miley Cyrus | 0 – 1 – 0 | 21 | 21.00 | 83 | 21.00-83.00 |
| Megan Thee Stallion | 0 – 1 – 0 | 14 | 14.00 | 81 | 14.00-81.00 |
Week 2
- 10:00 am Iggy Azalea vs Billie Eilish
- 2:00 pm Taylor Swift vs Doja cat
- 6:00 pm Megan Thee Stallion vs Selena Gomez
- 8:00 pm Miley Cyrus vs Camila Cabello

In the same boat..
Kidnapped Queen Camilla or Jill Biden?
You are kidnapped by Somalian Pirates and MUST French Kiss one of them for 5 minutes or be thrown to the sharks.
[French Kissing should be an Olympic Sport]
Yecch!
Point me to the plank.