Straight Line of the Day: If Hitler Had Been an American Politician … Posted by Oppo on 16 November 2024, 12:00 pm The Reichstag Fire would have been fed by the Fed.
Well somebody has to be in charge of all these Nazi party members I keep hearing about. Reply to this comment
He would have married Hillary Clinton and her death list would have mushroomed into the tens of thousands.. 2 Reply to this comment
With that creepy mustache? No influence. No cred. No power. At least Texans wouldn’t put up with it. 4 Reply to this comment
Wait… I was told he was…
Literally…
Yeah, didn’t we just elect him?
Well somebody has to be in charge of all these Nazi party members I keep hearing about.
… people would be asking “Who is Crystal, and just what happened that night?”
… maybe Eva wouldn’t have moved to Mexico and Spain…
… then Godwin’s Law would be repealed…
The FBI is looking hard at me right now – admit it…
I could do this all day, at least until I’m hauled in for questioning…
He would have married Hillary Clinton and her death list would have mushroomed into the tens of thousands..
With that creepy mustache?
No influence. No cred. No power.
At least Texans wouldn’t put up with it.
If Hitler Had Been an American Politician …
he’d still be dead now.