Apparently these signs are popping up here and there:
Is it bad that I want to go in, make them bake me a MAGA hat cake, then make them eat it because I’m afraid of what they put in the batter?
In my head, that seems like something I should be allowed to do.
And no, I don’t care that’s it’s not a bakery. I want my cake!
I notice they refuse to stand with cats. Probably dog lovers. Just like Hitler.
Just don’t let the snowflakes get too crowded. Those ones are good at riots.
Who doesn’t love a riot? Haters.
If all our welcome why do you need to list anyone at all? Either All are or some ain’t.
Virtue shingling.
So robbers, murderers & rapists are welcome? Nazis too? The Klan?
I don’t want to go in that store.
The left out, “rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, @ss-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.”
I thought that was what all that foreign mumbo jumbo was a sayin’.