If you’re my age, you know this song from, well, when the song was recorded and released. If you know it from some TV show, you’re a kid and should get off my lawn.
Okay, maybe that’s harsh. But life is harsh. Suck it up.
Well, that’s my wisdom for the day. Or night. But I bet you can do better. Now’s your chance. Because it’s Saturday Night Open Thread and that means it’s your turn to take charge.
Who wants to start?
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
How Chuck Norris Facts became the internet’s first great meme
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[Mid-air Paintball Collisions in Slow Mo – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #2,145,398)
Pretty cool, but there’s no more paintball action after the 6:40 mark. Just talk. And not particularly interesting talk, at that.
The British tabloids report that Seal Team Six is training a South Korean assassination squad to take out Kim Jong-un.
I don’t think they need to kill him. Have they considered trying to buy his loyalty with a truckload of Twinkies?
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
Funny how college takes normal kids and turns them into violent sociopaths.
