The Saudis say we can’t use their bases for an attack; let’s kill them. Sorry, I don’t have anything clever to say, I’m just tired of hearing about the Saudis and thus want them dead. Let’s have our troops drag out all the princes into the street and shoot them. Let’s kill their children too, just to make sure we’re done with these people. And let’s hang their pet monkeys as well (heh heh, look at him struggle not to get hung; he thinks he’s people).
Sure, the world will complain about how we’re being “hegemonic” – whatever the hell that mean. So here’s the catch, let’s then tell them, “Come to think of it, we don’t want to use these bases.” Everyone will ask why we killed the Sauds, so we’ll answer ominously, “Because they were there.” Then we’ll leave Saudi Arabia, but first we’ll set fire to the oil fields while all of us in the states convert to solar power just to prove this wasn’t about oil but instead was pure and simple American vengeance.
We don’t have to kill them ourselves!! That’s the fun part, we can just threaten to take our toys and go home. Let the Saudi Princes deal with their own little rebellion–without the backup of the U.S. Military. Think South Korea without the DMZ.
Yeah, but it would be more fun to do the wet work ourselves. And then we can unleash our secret battle plan for OPERATION:KA’ABA.
I have a Catholic friend and his plan was to chopper the Pope in over the Ka’aba and have him bless it, turning it into a Christian holy site.
My plan is similar, but involves cruise missles.
snork, chortle, cough cough
Well, if the Saudis won’t let us use their bases to support our attacks, I say we don’t let them use our cars to burn their oil. Turnabout is fair play.
I second Mrs. du Toit’s and Mr. Leahy’s suggestions. Ironic poetry in motion.
I’m just for straight kill’n; no time for wily plans.