Yes, I, RightWingDuck, have all the answers. But they’re worthless without any questions.
So once again it is time for Ask Ducky. Would you like to hear your name mentioned on the podcast? Of course you would – that would make you famous and beloved by people all over the world. You’d walk down the streets of Paris (because you had just accepted its unconditional surrender) and people would run up to you saying, “Didn’t I hear Ducky mention your name on IMAO?”
Yep. Life would be good.
So post those questions!! This week I’d like to know if you have questions on oil, alternative fuel sources, or energy policy questions. As always, you are also free to choose your own topic.
Since hippie stench is potent enough to remove paint from automobiles, is there a way to process and purify it to be used as an alternative fuel source?
Is there any way to convert terrorists into gasoline?
Why do liberal get excite when they almost win?
Why are hybrid cars so ugly if the car companies supposedly want people to buy them?
Why do i miespel so manee wurds?
With Steve Forbes going to and fro doing interviews for his new book (Flat Tax Revolution) what do you think the IRS will do to save itself from it’s eventual demise if the flat tax is implemented?
How many Alaskan Indian villages could live off the blubber of Michael Moore?
I’ve been inspired by Jane Fonda’s vegetable oil-powered vehicle. I’m going to use vegetable oil the next time that I change the oil in my 1998 Corolla. Is there one that you recommend? Corn? Soybean? Canola? Spumoni? One of those oils that they use at the massage parlor?
Why do terrorist continue to target the US? Wasn’t it France that started the Crusades in the first place?
Every notice how in the middle ages the Middle East was much more advanced than the West but no longer isn’t? Is this related to how often we bomb them back to the stone age?
When will the MSM take off their blinders and see the horror of Canola oil? This has the fingerprints of the Karl Rovean Patriarchy enforcing jack booted goons all over it. It ain’t made from CANADIANS the way the BUSHHITLERMCCHIMPY’s want you to believe it is RAPEseed oil, man. RAPEseed oil to keep the womyn in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant the way those red state theocracy lovin oligarchs want it. Peace out
Who will win in the pitched battle between PETA and enviromentalists? I mean if the cleanest burning fuel is made from biodiesels like chicken parts, and PETA already is protesting KFC for us eating the rest of the chickens, can we count on them leaving us alone while they duke out who is more moral?
Where did I put the key to my motorcycle?
In an effort to get my name posted, I will now ask a bunch of questions hoping that at least one will be answered.
1.After ELF, what is the sissiest name for a group of environmentalists?
2. If oil is dead matter, does that mean that if I stuffed a dead terrorist in my gas tank that my car would run?
3. How come we didn’t hear Democrats complain that much about Bush’s energy policy bill? Did Karl Rove drug them?
4. When it was learned that Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer, did George Washington Carver’s angel cry?
5. What fuel would hover cars run on?
6. Other than drugging the Democrats into not complaining that much about Bush’s energy bill, what else has Karl Rove done to the environment, for better or worse?
7. What other off-the-wall energy questions should I ask to get my name mentioned on the podcast?
Gunlord
Gunlord
What’s up with those hybrid and electric cards that cover the rear wheels? And are the covers bullet proof to prevent SUV drivers from shooting the tires out? Oh, that was two questions–am I allowed two questions? Err– make that three.
Did FrankJ do something to keep Harvey from striking at his home in Florida, or did Harvey wimp out and decide not to challenge FrankJ on his home turf? Is this a sign the power struggle at IMAO has subsided?
On the topic of hybrid cars. What do they call the gas pedal when it’s running on electricity? And…Could someone explain to hybrid car owners how to use the gas pedal?
What country can we invade for their oil? Iraq doesn’t seem to be working out. In fact, gas prices seem to have gone UP.
Dr. Duck: Is it true that “al-Zawahri” translates as “minimally-endowed fellator of swine”?
If the UN passed a resolution outlawing the United States, who would they get to enforce it?
If Hitlery er I mean Hillary were to take a contract out on Hanoi John while at a he was riding a donkey, would the rumor be:
An ass wants the ass assasinated on his ass?
Dear Dr. Duck,
What fuel do you see used twenty years form now? How about fifty? Also, will we ever have cold fusion cars?
What’s the square root of two?
If we could contain Michael Moore’s farts, (I know, REALLY bad image), would it be enough “gas” to rocket the astronauts into space?
If biodiesel is made from oil, why not just wring out the Gitmo detainees daily and use some of their T-Zone oil? They’re covered with hair, they’re in a tropical climate, and they’re not going anywhere for quite some time…there’s liquid gold in them thar beards!
How come my Prof. Stephen Hawking post wasn’t in the Carnival of Comedy, when the time stamp on the submission was 11:44pm and the deadline was midnight? Do you hate disabled people?
Now that the price of oil has finally gotten up there where only us wealthy American’s can afford it. Would I impress my friends if I started mixing drinks with Light Sweet Brent Crude?
Ducky,
What ever happened to the idea of drilling in Alaska? Did the moose petition to keep it as a preserve?
So, Ducky, does buying a Toyota Prius (or Honda Insite) make a man homosexual or do the homosexuals natuarally gravitate to such wimpy, girlish vehicles?
Is there a special technique involved in playing the guitar if you’re a waterfowl?