Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe… Posted by Oppo on 29 June 2026, 12:00 pm
…that European tourists are paying good money to travel to the World Cup, just so they can enjoy air conditioning… Reply to this comment
…that everyone is smoking to cover up the stench of B.O…
…people are buying up acreage in Siberia for retirement.
…that European tourists are paying good money to travel to the World Cup, just so they can enjoy air conditioning…
…and all the weed they can smoke in Cali. in just a few days .
. . . the media is reporting deodorant sales in France
… the Matterhorn is now a giant slushy…
…people are longing for the days of the Cold War…
. . . that Britain installed a $700 million fan in their debt ceiling
Pubs have started putting tea bags in their room temperature pints.
Big Ben now resembles a Salvador Dali painting.